Nobody says no to George.

Topics include: being drunk is illegal in heaven; Mike thinks dermatologists are weird; lidocaine allergies and emergency toilet laundry; posture pals; healthy = happy; the Real Jesus; letting go of shit; Mike might be a werewolf; South Park; Mike sees no difference between REO Speedwagon and REM; Star Wars movies and merch; fetishes; AI generated images; vanity sizing; ordering food versus going to pick it up

Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud

https://discord.gg/EUH3z6PcJv https://www.tomandmike.com

Have an inane question? Ask ChatGPT!

Topics include: do liquids have texture? (no, they do not); do farts propel poop? (yes, they do!); what does urine taste like?; Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon; Tom recieves Chick Tracts from some random stranger via postal mail; Jehovah's Witnesses; childhood friends; Mike performs first aid on a man attacked by a succubus; disappearing eyebrows; AIDS; Spotify;

Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud

https://discord.gg/EUH3z6PcJv

With prices like these, we'll do anything for some eggs! ANYTHING.

Topics include: Mike enjoys a snack before the podcast; unnecessary smart devices; eating veggies; videos games; streaming media versus physical media; the cybertruck; the price of eggs; fucking big huge dogs; meth gators; Larry King's many marriages; sunglass fashion; urinal mistakes; a COVID retrospective

Cartoon avatars of Tom & Mike created by Gary Bacon: https://twitter.com/pixelbud

https://discord.gg/EUH3z6PcJv