A chicken goes missing

Thomas has a group of older people dealing with transgender issues in their family

Dispatcher - Stupid People

Taxi David has a passenger that refuses to mow his lawn

Thomas has a passenger that refuses to take his advice on bypassing a long line at the airport

Dispatcher- Gear Grinder

Thomas has an air freshener malfunction

Ally has more electrical problems

Fun Fruit

Stoners and Mexicans

Female Teabagger

Good Show Pope

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Why was Strawberry Shortcake partly responsible for a change in advertising?

Thomas gets reprimanded due to a spur of the moment text to a cancelation

Taxi David has a passenger who is using insurance fraud to acquire a ride

Dispatcher #3 Interesting Happenstances

Thomas has a passenger who just seems to bring a string of bad luck onto himself

Taxi David impresses some riders with his map-less journey

Dispatcher #10 Pot Pourri

Taxi David acquires a new catch-phrase due to an embelishing passenger

Thomas is involved in an octogenarian luggage theft

Army Boxin Jesus

Good Show Val Kilmer

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We had problems with the camera during a facebook live attempt. So we decided to audio record one and give it to you here on the podcast.

Thomas and Taxi David discuss a commercial jingle that they remember as slightly different than anything they can find on the web.

Thomas reveals that working as a contractor has shifted his perspective on how he goes about attaining customers.

Taxi David calms down a passenger who seems a bit overly-dramatic

DISPATCHER: Interesting happenstance

Thomas gets serenaded by a flautist on a round trip ride to a local convenience store

Taxi David explains to a passenger that gender does not factor into laws dealing with assault.

Dispatcher: Life Changing

Taxi David has a marriage in the family!!!!

Thomas talks about a coworker and friend that passed away recently.

Elmer and Daffy as crooks

Good Show George Forman

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In this special episode, we interview a Taxi Company owner who had a driver commit a terrible mistake.

This episode contains actual audio from the dash cam of a taxi that was struck by a train. Keep in mind this could be triggering to some sensitive listeners. We also wanted to let you know that nobody was injured in this accident.

Outtakes from episode 111, Dumb Motor Trucker

Gimme a break of that Kit Kat Bar

Thomas finds a job

Dispatcher : Pot Pori

Thomas has an encounter with a truck driver who was so wrong that he couldn't own up to his mistake

Learning a new language

Dispather Stoopid People

Passengers who travel by air, then realize a serious mistake they make

Taxi David has a story about a person he knows who thought he was mad at them.

Cowboy gets three wishes

Good Show Michelle Trachtenberg

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Thomas and Taxi David sing some jingles from commercials and observe some random groups of teens. *get off my lawn

Taxi David talks about feeling a small earthquake this morning

Thomas has a job offer that he is reluctant to accept.

Dispatcher call: Gear Grinder

Taxi David has a regular client that has set up a somewhat lame Go Fund Me

Thomas talks about some of the red flags that were ignored when his previous employer went bankrupt.

Dispatcher call: Interesting Happenstance

Thomas has a long ride with a passenger who has what seems to be a fabulous job.

Taxi David witnesses a friend get a DUI

Getting revenge on a Taxi Driver

Good Show Gene Hackman

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