The boys are riverside at the ranch today! As the last days of summer sizzle, one ranch hand is eager to herd their young buck back to class. Tune in as they chat about back-to-school swag, creative ways to avoid punishment, and the resurgence of high socks. And hey, do adult athletes really ever learn to channel their aggression properly? So, grab a scrapple sandwich, turn up the volume – Episode 81 is live!

After the better part of two weeks on the road, we’re back on the ranch. The trio returns with a detailed summary of their time in Mississippi.

From a group of Texas ballers fighting for championships to someone's readiness for violence, all we can say is it’s good to be back. Crank up the volume and bring in the weekend with us. 

The boys are getting ready to hit the trail to Mississippi! They give you the details on their upcoming road trip, plus take jabs at states that can't handle the everyday heat of Texas. Crocs are still a thing, and there are different ways to wear them. And, Kyle is infuriated by modern marketing and contemporary buzzwords, but it's all in good fun. Press play and enjoy your daily commute, this episode is the one for it!

The boys are back on the ranch, and Devo is becoming a regular. The laughs were belly-aching in tonight's episode. Kyle is still on a local softball kick and trying to redeem his driving skills. Plus, the three go over bowling practices—not how to bowl, but how they're reserving lanes. And, we get everyone's take on a South Texas classic turned TikTok trend: Tajín. Cut open a watermelon and crack a cold beer, this one goes by quickly.

We’ve got much more than a duo on the ranch today! The boys welcome two guests on the show for one of the most hilariously insightful episodes yet. We’re going to revisit Kyle’s driving skills (or lack thereof), plus the comfort of shoes for adult men, and some softball enthusiasts were a little star-struck at a recent game. So pull out your J's, however you interpret it, and pour a cold one! It’s time for episode 77.

The boys are back on the ranch and it looks like a newcomer is intercepting a spare mic. We’ve got a trio of conversations in this episode, ranch hands! The crew discusses why only some people can back out of a driveway, they look within for their UBER driver persona and we also find out it’s never too late to start stomping in your Air Force Ones. Plus, the crew gets all in their feelings with 90s music playlists. Saddle up and crank the volume, we’ve got some stories to tell! 

Summer vacation is here and the ranch is getting rowdy! The boys talk about how tedious end-of-year grad parties for anything other than high school/college can be, how their city has contributed to Texas being the home of the country’s worst drivers and how Kyle made it into Kyle! So go ahead and take a load off and spend some time with the boys at The Burger King Ranch!

It’s a loud night on the ranch! Apparently, speaker wars are still a thing and the boys explain why. The two also discuss why Smokey and the Bandit is better than Dukes of Hazzard (it doesn’t involve the story) and a young gun experiences his first break-up! This one will make your ribs hurt, now let’s get Kyle in Kyle… it will make sense later.