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Ever wondered how some people manage to turn their online dating profiles into comedic goldmines? This week on Cousins Honestly, Openly Discussing Everything Spicy (CHODES), we're bringing you the roasting of some of the most cringeworthy OkCupid profiles we've ever come across. From a guy who calls himself "T-Pain" with absolutely no resemblance to the famous artist to another who dreams of a romantic rose farm future, we’re pulling no punches. Expect candid commentary on the importance of personal hygiene and social awareness in online dating—because, seriously, some folks need a wake-up call.

Next, join us as we compare various suitors to iconic characters like Gollum from "Lord of the Rings," Grimace from McDonald's, and even an egg from "Puss in Boots." We share our frustrations over generic copy-paste messages and critique some of the most baffling photo choices, including religious images and the unkempt appearances that make you wonder what they were thinking. Through the hilarity, we emphasize the importance of effort and creativity in one's dating profile. It's all about putting your best foot forward—just maybe not the one you haven't washed in three days.

Finally, we take a slight detour to read a heartfelt message from one of our Instagram followers that warmed our hearts. Even though we save our discussion on judging for the next episode, we couldn't resist sharing our thoughts on the latest trends in kids' fashion. We wrap up with some amusing dating anecdotes, including a guy who humorously admitted he's "swiping out of his league." Whether you're navigating the treacherous waters of online dating or just in need of a good laugh, join us for a fun-filled episode that highlights the quirks and pitfalls of dating in the digital age. Enjoy your week or weekend, whenever you listen!

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Ever wondered how to turn everyday food items into useful health hacks? This episode offers a delightful blend of practical tips and fascinating curiosities! We kick off by celebrating a major milestone—our 22nd episode—reflecting on our journey, sharing laughs and dreaming of a future with a state-of-the-art podcast studio.

In another segment, we dive into peculiar yet intriguing practical health tips, sharing our experiences with quirky internet hacks like chia seeds and lemon water for better digestion, and pineapple for post-meal comfort. Our conversation isn’t just about hacks, we also talk about real-life wellness tips and wonder about other people's hygiene issues.

We share a rather vivid personal story of a suitor with severe bad breath, exploring the awkwardness of addressing hygiene issues and the importance of self-awareness. Whether it’s debating the necessity of washing legs in the shower or the etiquette during that time of the month, this episode promises a hearty mixture of humor, practical advice, and memorable anecdotes.

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Can you pronounce "Worcestershire" without tripping over your tongue? Join us for a surprisingl insightful episode where we discuss cheating, being a step parent, and what you'll find on the dating apps at the moment.

We also give you the lowdown on making the most of your early 20s, including building great friendships, setting financial goals, and prioritizing self-care. Not rushing into serious relationships and starting to save for retirement early? Yes, please! And who knows, maybe a cousins’ trip to Guatemala is exactly what’s needed to manifest some travel dreams. Tune in for a mix of humor, heartfelt advice, and future travel plans!

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