Play along at home with the lyrics:

[Verse 1] Who's gonna tell you when it's too late? Who's gonna tell you things aren't so great? [Chorus] You can't go on, thinking nothing's wrong, (mumble) Who's gonna drive you home tonight? [Verse 2] Who's gonna pick you up when you fall? Who's gonna hang it up when you call? Who's gonna pay attention to your dreams? Yeah, who's gonna plug their ears when you scream? [Chorus repeats] [Verse 3] Who's gonna hold you down when you shake? Who's gonna come around when you break? [Chorus repeats x2] last with extra emphasis: Oh, you know you can't go on thinking nothing's wrong (mumble) Who's gonna drive you home tonight?

Jump to section:

(00:12) Very short introduction with bingo but no waffling like you get on some podcasts. You know the ones.

(01:09) Song title, writers' details, Irish and pirate accents

(02:06) The Cars, and cars, and driving cars, and singing to cars, and AI, and driving people (with or without their agreement)

(06:50) To the lyrics. Support networks and who is this being sung to anyway?

(10:57) These cucks go on about how the man is the problem YET AGAIN with all the woke stuff. Plus darts and Nintendo

(17:57) Or he could be a nice guy

(19:10) Infantilism ... and a bunch of new lyrics uncovered

(29:32) Is it an exam? Also mention of the poor old guy Dave destroyed

(40:43) The music video

(45:53) Theories From The Internet

(55:53) Notable Trivia

(59:40) Misheard Lyrics

(01:04:21) Farewells and ⁠⁠give us money⁠⁠

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