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If you want an analogy then this episode is a bit of a mixed bag and, much like Adele, is not to everyone's liking. We will cover a range of topics from activity tracking technology and StravaWankers, dry robes, role models and poor purchase decisions, to the cheats finding themselves subject to a marathon investigation by Messrs. Tavener and Murphy.

John had been drinking all day and gets a bit rowdy. He had to put more into the Swear Jar for this episode that he's paid in child support for his army of kids since the late 1990's and Lewis turned up with a thoroughly tanned perineum after cursing my Race to the Stones dry ground hope and making it rain every day since (the fucking witch).

Caution: May contain nuts

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It had all the ingredients needed to help motivate JK, Lewis and Crazy Baz Taylor on their Leeds Liverpool Canal ultra; namely me putting on my meditation tape voice, and a cast of a very unlikely pantomime including:

• International Running Coach Baz Tavener
• Sir Geoff Hurst
• Gary Robbins
• Rachel
• Donald Trump
• The Ladies
• Boris Johnson
• Keith "one for the ladies" Miller
• Mr Motivator
• Sean Conway

and many many more

We have mentioned it a few times on the pod, and no doubt it will be mentioned a few times more before we are cancelled, so here it is, for those who haven't heard it before, the Lees Liverpool Canal Motivational Podcast aka Move ya Bastards....

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The totally unexpected second episode, a surprise to everyone involved, and we discuss the disappointing London Marathon ballot process, run streaks and their detrimental effect on your health, the evolution of our running kit, Barry Chuckle not returning my calls, running memories, and Mr Tavener's Grindr profile.

We have a second question from One for the Ladies Keith Miller, accompanied by Kyla on the washboard, Snoop Dogg, Sir David Attenborough, a new AI generated theme tune and a game of Trousers or No Trousers.

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