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Welcome back to homeroom, horror nerds! With caps flying and diplomas getting handed out, we’re diving headfirst into the blood-soaked hallways of high school horror. From teen slashers and creepy cliques to murderous prom nights and final exams with actual fatalities, we’re grading the very best horror films set in the world of lockers, letterman jackets, and lingering trauma. Because nothing says “congratulations, graduate” like a homicidal maniac in the gymnasium.

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This week, we dive headfirst into the twisted, blood-soaked world of horror filmmaker Adam Green. From Hatchet’s swampy carnage to the emotional gut-punch of Frozen (no, not the Disney one—although that would’ve been wild), we’re ranking his entire filmography. Expect heated debates, Victor Crowley love, and possibly a restraining order from Arwen the dog.

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This week, we journey into the shadowy, blood-soaked world of Subspecies—yes, that vampire franchise you kinda remember from late-night cable or the deepest corner of your Full Moon Features collection. We’re ranking every film in the series (yes, all of them), diving fang-first into Radu’s raspy voice, puppet demons, gooey effects, and the eternal question: how many times can one vampire die dramatically in slow motion? Whether you’re a die-hard fan or just here for the weird little blood fiends, we’ve got you covered. It’s gothic, it’s gory, it’s gloriously low-budget. Let’s get into it.