Ever celebrate a friend's birthday at the stroke of midnight, drunk on their porch? We found two guys who did. We crowned our "Asshat of the Week," then got swamped in phone calls over our bathroom habits at work. Plus of course, it's a Football Friday, so Dave gave out his "Pigskin Picks" for Week 2!

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This morning we talked about a car dealership that tried to pull a fast one with a contest, a majore mess-up when ordering produce, and a drunken teenage mayor! But the big trending topic was Shannon Sharpe accidentally streaming a sex act, and another listener email!

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This morning we talked Jason Kelce's wardrobe malfunction on Monday Night Football, a new novelty "Candy Corn Suite" right next door at Great Wolf Lodge, and where NOT to store your gun! Dave almost got "Scheffler'd" on his way to the show today, after just coining the phrase. And going off the Tyreek Hill incident, we hit the phones to hear about the worst time you were falsely accused of something!

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This morning we played audio from police bodycams involved in Tyreek Hill's incident before the Dolphins game. Rick is dreading this Friday, thanks to a procedure involving his manhood. And wildfires are starting from an unlikely source in Colorado, a new pizza study caught our attention, and some guy in the Netherlands went to extreme lengths to get his stuff back from his ex-girlfriend!

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This morning we reacted to all the NFL action over the weekend, especially the crazy Tyreek Hill situation in Miami. Some guy had a Lego in his face for over 25 years, and Snoop wants to hold a "Hood Olympics!" We also brainstormed a pill to give our partners to rid them of whatever it is that irks us most about them...

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Football Friday! The Eagles season begins tonight in Brazil, and Dave was back with his "Pigskin Picks" for the NFL season! Plus, after Joey Chestnut set the world record for hot dogs eaten in one sitting, we hit the phones to hear the listeners' personal best when it comes to stuffing their faces.

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Pro football returns tonight, which means Dave's "Pigskin Picks" are right around the corner as well! Rachel Ray posted a video on her Instagram that has the internet wondering if she had a stroke or just one too many. And by popular demand, we opened the phones to let you vent today in "That Ain't Right!"

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This morning we heard Travis Kelce's take on Taylor Swift drawing up plays for the Chiefs, dug up an old phone prank of Rick's thanks to TikTokkers reinvigorating them, and heard the case of a toddler being locked in an airplane bathroom for crying. We also learned about the new workout trend of rucking!

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