We start out teasing the mystery guest for next week's episode, and then we start asking "Would You Rather" questions because we think they are fun. Topics include: Mortality salience, step counts, general paranoia, and the NoFap movement. After the ad break, we discuss the cheese heist of the century, as well as discussing how easy yet seemingly impossible citizenship test is. Big Red Button: You become a character in any work of fiction you choose BUT you don’t pick which character.

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In this episode, Kael presets a jumpscare for himself by setting a timer before we record, so watch out for that. We start out talking about how our country is now screwed, and then we start discussing some issues that may indeed get us cancelled, but we try and be as respectful as possible. When we come back, Kael tells one of the funniest joke you've ever heard and then becomes Ryan Gosling again. Big Red Buttons: Your favourite pairing in a TV show gets together BUT one cheats on the other; you get to become Ryan Gosling's best friend BUT nobody believes you, not even Ryan Gosling himself.

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In this episode, Kat, Danny, and Kael talk about their grievances with Britain and France (it's mostly just Kael though). Switzerland and Sweden catch some strays too. Kael then confesses to being into female European prime ministers. After the ad break, we try to sneak back into the conversation but Danny shuts us down. We then give some men's health advice, Kael asks a philosophical question, and then goes off on Kat until he forgets what they were talking about. We then move on to the new KSI song "Thick Of It" and Kael's "Ryan Gosling" title is challenged. We also talk about the Lunchly drama. Big Red Button: You will never have hiccups BUT you will sneeze twice as often.

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In this classic Kael-and-Danny episode, we start out talking about how we can't talk about The Wild Robot, and we discuss how much better we think it is than the other Dreamworks movies. We also discuss the Transformers movies a bit, before we move on to talking about the ancient Greek classic epics for some reason. We then get into our sleep habits and how to 100% video games. Big Red Buttons: You gain 30 points of IQ BUT everyone around you loses 30 points; you can commune with dead spirits BUT for every question you ask, you must do them a favour.

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In this episode, Kael and Kat make jokes about Drake being a jabroni. We then talk about movies from our childhood and announce our next IIHS watch party. When we come back, we talk about our musical hot takes, and Kael rants about Yoko Ono. Big Red Button: You can have any food you want for free and with no effort required BUT your best friend has to eat only bugs for the rest of their life.

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In this episode, Kael and Danny start the episode with some banter as Danny tries to teach Kael how to read coding languages (and fails). After that, Kael tries to teach the audience a lesson from a story about a duck and Kael also reveals a fact about Ernest Hemingway and F. Scott Fitzgerald, and then we finally reveal that Kael has secretly been Ryan Gosling this entire time. After the ad break, Ryan Gosling comes back to the recording with Kateryna and he is absolutely smashed. We can't really talk about anything consistently after that, but it's VERY funny. Ryan Gosling's pookie bear/roommate comes in for a little cameo appearance as well. Big Red Button: Your farts are now odorless BUT they are visible instead.

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Danny, Kat, and Kael start this episode with a conversation about how Kat's parents are secretly swingers and how to spot them, which leads to a discussion about how crappy the Bay Area is (literally), and then we redirect back to the swingers talk, and we finally figure out that Kateryna is actually rich. After the ad break, we travel back in time to have a very important conversation about putting metal in your microwave. Then after that, Kael shows off an ability most people don't know about. We then get to the title of the episode as we find out Danny wants to be in a sugar baby relationship. We also find out that Danny likes Bridgerton and Kael takes great umbrage with it. Big Red Button: You find your true love BUT you become blind and paralysed from the waist down, so your true love must take care of you.

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In this episode, Kael and Kat celebrate their recent birthdays together (Kael was the 20th, Kat was the 21st) and catch up, talk about what they did to celebrate, and then we discuss the Weezer question (see Episode 76). After the ad break, we discuss diplomatic relations, Vespa scooters with tank guns attached to them, the Pope, politics, Charles Guiteau, the Triangle Shirtwaist factory, the Challenger explosion, and Kat's parents' Disney trip blunder. Big Red Button: You get to be one of 100 colonists to go to another planet BUT you can never return to Earth or see any of your family ever again.

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