"There is a limit to the time assigned to you, and if you don't use it to free yourself it will be gone and will never return."

That... is a lie. But the truth involves tacos, doughnuts, and a cat nap. MEOW! Good news for the NY fans of cutlets. Do ya poop at work? We have some thoughts. And now you can buy it by the half gallon... yum? This Episode Is Sponsored By Laundry Sauce… For 15% Off Your Order, Head To Laundrysauce.com/TMOS And Use The Code TMOS. Your Continuous Support For Our Sponsors Keeps Us On The Airwaves, And We Can't Thank You Enough!

Today, we get an update on "Mike's Monthly Procedures"... and he needs more fiber (!). Robb discusses nostalgia trends (yes, that's a thing) and Josh has started decoratin'. Don't drop the pig and... Dolly or Miley? This Episode Is Sponsored By: SOUL and their amazing “Out of Office” gummies. Head to WWW.GETSOUL.COM and use code TMOS for 30% off your order. Your continuous support for our sponsors keeps us on the airwaves and we can't thank you enough!

Mike is having an AAAS procedure (it's a bulge thing, ya know). We discuss bad decisions (and we offer some of our own)... plus a new use for syrup. Who will dine with whom this Thanksgiving? And if you wanna be cremated after you die? Have we got a deal for you! This Episode Is Sponsored By Laundry Sauce… For 15% Off Your Order, Head To Laundrysauce.com/TMOS And Use The Code TMOS. Your Continuous Support For Our Sponsors Keeps Us On The Airwaves, And We Can't Thank You Enough!

Today, we break down the Tyson/Paul "fight" (?)... the shortcomings were multifold. Noted analyst Robert W. Spewak III checks in with his thoughts. Mike struggles through a family visit and we're thinking about cancelling Christmas. Plus: Dirty Popeye. This Episode Is Sponsored By: Liquid IV: Boost hydration with Liquid IV. Use "TMOS" for a special discount at Liquid IV: https://liquid-iv.com/. Your backing of our sponsors fuels this podcast's engine. We appreciate each and every one of you!

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity... and I'm not sure about the universe.”

Today, Mike is preparing for visitation. We discuss the new Kelce Khristmas Karol. Scooter vs.Wheelchair: What Say You? Mike recommends some fine TV and Robb has a MEDICAL MIRACLE! Leave Josh alone RIGHT NOW. This episode is a service of Momentous. Go to LIVE MOMENTOUS DOT COM with code TMOS for 20% off your new routine today. Your continuous support for our sponsors keeps us on the airwaves and we can't thank you enough!

Hooray for Weather (or, as Robert Blake would say: wedder)! Mike likes Lioness but distrusts mass deportation. Let's hear it for Rich Eisen (if that *IS* his real name. And don't forget Snakey and Jell-O shots. This episode is a service of Momentous. Go to LIVE MOMENTOUS DOT COM with code TMOS for 20% off your new routine today. Your continuous support for our sponsors keeps us on the airwaves and we can't thank you enough!