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The Blair Witch Project (1999) was an absolute game changer that lit a fire under the asses of slow-burn horror and fakeumentary lovers everywhere for decades to come, and it's still one of the most profitable horror films ever made. Join S. Michael, the Lovely Erin Dawn, and special guest, author/autism advocate Kelli Brown, as we talk about our love for this film and Kelli's son Matthew who draws beautifully and uses his talent to help other kids. Please share and help support Matty's charity at https://www.campk.org/ via papercloudsapparel.com/artists/matty and STAY SHITLESS!

"In the woods, no one can hear you shit." We're gonna give it to you straight about Jason as we dive sack first into the sequel that introduced us to the untimely ends of some of the franchise's most iconic characters, the beauty of Kirsten Baker, the asshattery of Russell Todd, and the lovable Stuart "Ted" Charno who just wants to have a beer and welcome us all to "God's Country": Friday the 13th Part 2! Pass the TP!

There is nothing more frightening than a human being on the edge; to drive that point home, Session 9 (2001) forces a group of hungry, angry, lonely, tired men into a horrible place under horrible circumstances and dares you to imagine what you might be capable of at your worst. In an abandoned asylum where echoes of insanity and particles of deadly asbestos fill the air, something bad is about to happen... and Simon says, "I live in the weak and wounded..." Uh... that's us.

On our second episode (yes, we posted it before the first - shut up), Slinky and S. Michael are joined by the frighteningly lovely and utterly sassy Ms. Erin Dawn who stuffs some much needed Tigger meat into their Eeyore sandwich just in time for our first release of the 2023 Spooky Season, 1973's folk horror classic THE WICKER MAN, which the late Sir Christopher Lee was fond of citing as "the best role he ever played". Find out why this timeless commentary on the dangers of dogma scared us shitless, and leave your thoughts in the comments.