Amy went to Florida…AGAIN! She captained her own boat! Maya’s sister Melissa scored tickets to Dolly Parton’s residency in Las Vegas. DOLLY! Maya is amazed at how amazing Susan Sarandon looks in the movie Nonnas. Amy has a new dog sitter, Roger. It’s complicated. Highlight? Butt dial from Roger! The ladies review their lives in dog years. Just a reminder, Maya isn’t sentimental. Amy raw-dogs cable on vacation, and it was awful. Amy isn’t having The Cornhole Championship. Cornhole doesn’t bring Maya joy. Gen Z is not ok…but were we ok at that age? Maya reviews Chelsea Handler’s new book, I’ll Have What She’s Having. Chelsea Handler…Can We Be Friends? Approved/Denied: Bare Beating. Also, a canceled flight isn’t the end of the world.

Maya has a Hollywood Chrises mix-up disclaimer up top. Then, the ladies kick off the ep. with a tribute to Regulate by Warren G. Amy is going to Florida AGAIN. Amy is constantly in Florida. Also…a woman can’t be president!?!?! Who do you think makes all the decisions? Amy has a cat encounter at a Starbucks. Amy reviews the Miley Cyrus visual album Something Beautiful. Amy also reviews The Materialists. The ladies are literally talking about two different Chrises. Amy is not having Dakota Johnson. Summary: It’s not a romcom; it’s trying to be a drama, but there is nothing to be dramatic about. Also, leg lengthening surgery is a major plot point? Animal Report: Zebra loose in Tennessee. Approved/Denied: Jim Morrison’s stolen grave bust found after 37 years, Danish canned cheeseburger, and Spain fines you for peeing in the Ocean.

We kick off the ep. with garden talk. Why is growing shit so hard? Bury the lead…the ladies recap their epic trip to Boca Raton, FL for Boca’s 100th anniversary, featuring a concert with Fountains of Wayne and Weezer. Boca is the weirdest…the restaurants are basic but expensive, everything closes early, but the mayor is dope as hell. The hotel was amazing, and Anthony is the best. Hot tip…the city shuts down at 10 pm, except Cluck Face. BTW, Cluck Face is effing delicious. The Bocca socials could use some work. “We’re going to see Weezer in a park.” We had to do a deep dive on the Bocca Mayor’s socials. Spoiler Alert: The SOSS gals meet the mayor! Big ups to Mayor Scott Singer. Hit him up on IG @scottsingerusa. At the concert, there are snipers, a sound check, and a cute downtown. The Ladies have some advice about someone trying to be low-key shady about a unisex bathroom. The local weatherman introduces Fountains of Wayne as Fountains of Youth. Maya recounts her friend dying in the pandemic, and what it meant for this reunion. FOW plays with new members and kills it. Welcome to Fountains of Wayne, Max Collins from Eve 6! Well done, sir! The ladies go backstage to say hi. Then, Weezer! The costumes, the interstitials, and all the epic songs! The next day, Maya and Amy practice what Maya calls “hoteling”. Finally, Amy battles the hotel toilet.