In this week’s ramble, we’re keeping it light and fun! We kick things off by pitting Cancer vs. Leo in an Olympic-style showdown—who’s taking home the gold in a zodiac soccer match? Then Mimí shares a hilarious story about a disgruntled thrifter, and we ask the real question: is Mimí the asshole? Plus, we break down which zodiac signs are most likely to cut the line (looking at you, Aries), and dive into the biggest pet peeves of the signs—from cracking knuckles to chewing loudly and even showing up late. Grab a snack and join us for some laughs!

This week, we're diving into the dreamy (and sometimes tricky) world of Venus-Neptune aspects. Whether it's the super romantic conjunction, the easygoing sextile and trine, or the more challenging square and opposition, these aspects can either sweep you off your feet or leave you lost in a fog. We'll chat about how they show up in your natal chart, what to watch for during transits, and how they play out in relationships. It's like the Titanic of astrology—are you cruising smoothly or heading for an iceberg? Tune in and let's find out!

Welcome to The Life Stages Series! As astrology is so cyclical in nature (aka predictable), there are certain transits that we all experience at certain ages. In our mid-to-late 20s we experience both a Jupiter square and trine, some very notable Lilith transits, and the infamous Saturn Return. Whether you are coming up on this 25-30 age range, are currently experiencing it, or reflecting back, this episode aims to help explain the energies we all feel via transits on the collective journey through our late 20s.

Happy Virgo season! Do you know or love a Mars in Virgo? Do YOU have Mars in Virgo? Mars is all about our drive, physical movement, and what gets us hot (angry and horny). Mars shows itself in dedicated, practical, and hardworking ways when expressed in the sign of Virgo. Working towards being detail-oriented without getting too slowed down by the small stuff, this placement sure appreciates when their work matters and is meticulously executed.

Mimí and Ciera are sidling up with some 90s nostalgia and analyzing the Lindsay Lohan masterpiece: The Parent Trap. Dissecting the astrology of twins is always fascinating, but even more so when they are played by one very convincing actress. Do you agree that both the parents in this movie are giving Venus vibes? Do you also like your Oreos with peanut butter? Would you rather swap lives in Napa Valley or London? Join us for a fun zodiac chat of this absolute classic!

Did you know that Tropical Astrology that many of us use is actually using planetary placements from over 1,500 years ago? And did you know that there are other sects of astrology that include a 13th sign? And who even is Ophiucus? Join Ciera and Mimí on their dive into another sect of astrology through the comparison of Tropical Astrology with Sidereal and Constellational Astrology.

Welcome to part three, the last part, of our Enneagram mini-series! Ciera and Mimí continue the Enneagram talk with an astrological lens, and this episode is all about The Head Triad. There are nine Enneagram personality types, and those nine personality types make up three triads. The third triad, The Head Triad, consists of Enneagram 5, 6, and 7. These types are driven by fear: 5s externalize it, 6s are internalize it, and 7s avoid it. Are any of these your Enneagram type? Do you agree that these three numbers have some very clear zodiac signs associated with them based on their descriptions? Let us know your thoughts!

Today’s episode is a ramble and honestly, is giving slum ber party vibes! From American Girl Dolls to Friend-Zoning to Truth or Dare, we’re here for the giggles and thoughtful reflection. Are you more of a Josefina or a Samantha? What genre book do you tend to go for? And what would you say are your favorite qualities about yourself? What was your favorite part of this ramble?