We destroy the bowl of Season Five with one final push. In this bumper episode we throw caution to the wind as we discuss the funniest stories sent in by listeners and scoured from the cheeks of the internet. We start this one with a queef, then head into some dangerous territory with Luke - the scatalogical nightmare! Finally we bring you a selection a vomit based stories before discussing the current shape of the Greek economy. It's been a real one!

The Thread of Gentlemen is a comedy podcast hosted on the Acast Network. Each week we do a kamikaze dive into the funniest confessions and stories sent in by listeners, and scrape the barrel of the internet for hilarious tales and half-truths.

Have you got a story fit for The Gentlemen? Get involved and send it over to stories@thethreadofgentlemen.com and we'll do our best to read it on the show!

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You know we couldn't make a whole season with all of us being around! So Charlie and Jon unite from different parts of the world to bring you the fourth helping of Side Missions! In this episode we discuss natural skin remedies, discover what "Peacocking" is, and go through some more responses to questions posed in earlier episodes, like "What's the craziest thing you've ever done when horny"...

The Thread of Gentlemen is a comedy podcast hosted on the Acast Network. Each week we do a kamikaze dive into the funniest confessions and stories sent in by listeners, and scrape the barrel of the internet for hilarious tales and half-truths.

Have you got a story fit for The Gentlemen? Get involved and send it over to stories@thethreadofgentlemen.com and we'll do our best to read it on the show!

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The Gents return with another bountiful bouquet of absolute bull from the web and our inbox! This week we discuss Train poop shenanigans, a band member gets an eyeful, some grandparents see the family jewels, and a man jacks in his job. Our Agony Aunt section returns where a woman is at her wits end with her husbands gas situation, and we recount some of the internet's favourite adult film titles. Strap in, strap up, and strap on! Let's get thready!

The Thread of Gentlemen is a comedy podcast hosted on the Acast Network. Each week we do a kamikaze dive into the funniest confessions and stories sent in by listeners, and scrape the barrel of the internet for hilarious tales and half-truths.

Have you got a story fit for The Gentlemen? Get involved and send it over to stories@thethreadofgentlemen.com and we'll do our best to read it on the show!

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Today's episode is a yucky one! We run through some amazing (horrible) headlines, a young video-store employee has a toilet shocker, some lads create multi-racial chaos in a tower block lift, and a guy has an poo-tinged melt down when meeting the in-laws. We question exactly what our Lord is into, and our evening question; "What's the most inappropriate thing you've done in someone else's house?". Prepare yourself!

The Thread of Gentlemen is a comedy podcast hosted on the Acast Network. Each week we do a kamikaze dive into the funniest confessions and stories sent in by listeners, and scrape the barrel of the internet for hilarious tales and half-truths.

Have you got a story fit for The Gentlemen? Get involved and send it over to stories@thethreadofgentlemen.com and we'll do our best to read it on the show!

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Welcome to the moistest episode of The Thread of Gentlemen yet! We're dropping heavy loads of comedy reactions right into your ear holes. This week's stories include some suspiciously filled doughnuts, Simba gets rowdy with a sleeping lady, and a man tests out something he's only ever heard about online. Chaos will ensue.

The Thread of Gentlemen is a comedy podcast hosted on the Acast Network. Each week we do a kamikaze dive into the funniest confessions and stories sent in by listeners, and scrape the barrel of the internet for hilarious tales and half-truths.

Have you got a story fit for The Gentlemen? Get involved and send it over to stories@thethreadofgentlemen.com and we'll do our best to read it on the show!

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It's time to lower the tone! This week's hilarious stories and confessions take a dark turn with a military themed revenge story. Two lovers in the throws of passion get caught in a fecal blame game, Larry panics at the pool, and our Agony Uncle section returns as we discover the haunting reason our storyteller doesn't sleep at night. Strap up, strap in, and strap on! This week is a feisty one!

The Thread of Gentlemen is a comedy podcast hosted on the Acast Network. Each week we do a kamikaze dive into the funniest confessions and stories sent in by listeners, and scrape the barrel of the internet for hilarious tales and half-truths.

Have you got a story fit for The Gentlemen? Get involved and send it over to stories@thethreadofgentlemen.com and we'll do our best to read it on the show!

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Roll up for another dose of depravity! This week a young man gets a sign from the insect world to stop abusing his meat. Next up, an enthusiastic couple cause an eye raising injury, and a man experiences his lowest point in a chicken shop bathroom. Our Agony Aunt section continues with an angry open letter to the perpetrator of a fecal crime and we ask, "What's the weirdest euphemism you've heard?". Strap in dear listeners and let the gentlemen lower the tone!

The Thread of Gentlemen is a comedy podcast hosted on the Acast Network. Each week we do a kamikaze dive into the funniest confessions and stories sent in by listeners, and scrape the barrel of the internet for hilarious tales and half-truths.

Have you got a story fit for The Gentlemen? Get involved and send it over to stories@thethreadofgentlemen.com and we'll do our best to read it on the show!

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What's with the van people? Welcome back to the funniest and grossest stories sent in by listeners and on the internet! This week a man takes a real gamble outside the hospital - and loses. A pub crawl with the rugby team goes massively wrong when a drug hungry reveller leaves a trail of mystery behind him, and we finally tackle the now internet-famous story... The Poop Knife. Finally, we hear about a massive over-reaction dressed as revenge, and we ask "What's The Weirdest Things You Did When You Were Horny?"... Brace yourself.

The Thread of Gentlemen is a comedy podcast hosted on the Acast Network. Each week we do a kamikaze dive into the funniest confessions and stories sent in by listeners, and scrape the barrel of the internet for hilarious tales and half-truths.

Have you got a story fit for The Gentlemen? Get involved and send it over to stories@thethreadofgentlemen.com and we'll do our best to read it on the show!

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