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  • House of comedy 8
    2025/05/31
    Me: “…wait, what?”Employee: “We texted you several times that your phone had arrived.”Me: “You texted me? But my phone’s broken!”Employee: “We sent you notification. I don’t understand why it took you so long—”Me: “Ma’am, my phone is broken. How am I supposed to receive, let alone read a text message?! I can’t use my phone! That’s why I’m getting a new one! How was I supposed to know it had arrived?!”(The employee pauses, thinks about it, then gives a huge shrug.)Employee: “We sent you a message. You should have come sooner
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    2 分
  • House of comedy 7
    2025/05/31
    Me: “…wait, what?”Employee: “We texted you several times that your phone had arrived.”Me: “You texted me? But my phone’s broken!”Employee: “We sent you notification. I don’t understand why it took you so long—”Me: “Ma’am, my phone is broken. How am I supposed to receive, let alone read a text message?! I can’t use my phone! That’s why I’m getting a new one! How was I supposed to know it had arrived?!”(The employee pauses, thinks about it, then gives a huge shrug.)Employee: “We sent you a message. You should have come sooner
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    2 分
  • House of comedy 6
    2025/05/31
    Me: “…wait, what?”Employee: “We texted you several times that your phone had arrived.”Me: “You texted me? But my phone’s broken!”Employee: “We sent you notification. I don’t understand why it took you so long—”Me: “Ma’am, my phone is broken. How am I supposed to receive, let alone read a text message?! I can’t use my phone! That’s why I’m getting a new one! How was I supposed to know it had arrived?!”(The employee pauses, thinks about it, then gives a huge shrug.)Employee: “We sent you a message. You should have come sooner
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    2 分
  • House of comedy 5
    2025/05/31
    Me: “…wait, what?”Employee: “We texted you several times that your phone had arrived.”Me: “You texted me? But my phone’s broken!”Employee: “We sent you notification. I don’t understand why it took you so long—”Me: “Ma’am, my phone is broken. How am I supposed to receive, let alone read a text message?! I can’t use my phone! That’s why I’m getting a new one! How was I supposed to know it had arrived?!”(The employee pauses, thinks about it, then gives a huge shrug.)Employee: “We sent you a message. You should have come sooner
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    2 分
  • House of comedy 4
    2025/05/31
    Me: “…wait, what?”Employee: “We texted you several times that your phone had arrived.”Me: “You texted me? But my phone’s broken!”Employee: “We sent you notification. I don’t understand why it took you so long—”Me: “Ma’am, my phone is broken. How am I supposed to receive, let alone read a text message?! I can’t use my phone! That’s why I’m getting a new one! How was I supposed to know it had arrived?!”(The employee pauses, thinks about it, then gives a huge shrug.)Employee: “We sent you a message. You should have come sooner
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    2 分
  • House of comedy 3
    2025/05/31
    Me: “…wait, what?”Employee: “We texted you several times that your phone had arrived.”Me: “You texted me? But my phone’s broken!”Employee: “We sent you notification. I don’t understand why it took you so long—”Me: “Ma’am, my phone is broken. How am I supposed to receive, let alone read a text message?! I can’t use my phone! That’s why I’m getting a new one! How was I supposed to know it had arrived?!”(The employee pauses, thinks about it, then gives a huge shrug.)Employee: “We sent you a message. You should have come sooner
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    3 分
  • House of comedy 2
    2025/05/31
    Me: “…wait, what?”Employee: “We texted you several times that your phone had arrived.”Me: “You texted me? But my phone’s broken!”Employee: “We sent you notification. I don’t understand why it took you so long—”Me: “Ma’am, my phone is broken. How am I supposed to receive, let alone read a text message?! I can’t use my phone! That’s why I’m getting a new one! How was I supposed to know it had arrived?!”(The employee pauses, thinks about it, then gives a huge shrug.)Employee: “We sent you a message. You should have come sooner
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    3 分
  • Home Of Comedy
    2025/05/30
    I remember back in the late 1980s, I was a new, wide-eyed retail worker having lunch with a bunch of veteran employees. We got to talking about how lucky I am working at a place that treats its workers with respect.
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    3 分