Remember when you were sick from school and your grandpa who you didn’t like that much and looked an awful lot like TV’s Colombo came by to read you a story about a fantasy world where no one has the same accent and eels can shriek and extra fingers are somehow a disadvantage and originally he kinda took it easy on all the horny stuff in the story but leaned reeeal into it by the end because at that point you were both super into it, so much so that you asked if he could come back the next day to read you the same exact story?! Well, turns out they made a movie about that self-same relatable thing that every one of us went through as children, and it’s not called The Princess Diaries. It's the other one, actually. So... enjoy the Pals talking about that!

A harrowing war film about a U.S. Army Explosive Ordnance Disposal team in Iraq led by a loose cannon!

A WWE wrestler whose whole shtick is a little too confusing and niche to get picked up by the mainstream!

A band that plays math-rock mixed with noise punk whose members don't grasp the nuances of mixing or songcraft!

A location that a kid who gets bullied too much at a stereotypical American High School in the '80s spends a lot of his time!

Question: what do these things all have in common? Everybody knows they're all called The Hurt Locker!

Where are you most likely to find the world's most-famous form of Diesel?

Better yet, what's an accurate description for a speeding motorist?

Or, if you're feeling cheeky, what's the best way of describing the means by which each of the Pals lost his virginity?

If you answer is, "In a car", you're correct.

But "Fast & Furious" also works.