Our scheme? What sheme? ... Join our scheme for iconic earworms, incredible casting choices, and genuine, old school RAZZLE DAZZLE! The person most confused by the film this week was: Definitely Leo.

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The morgue?! Drink the potion for scary skincare, Meryl but macabre, and beauty mongers breasting boobily. The person most confused by the film this week was: The department head of "the Study of Women."

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HAPPY HALLOWEEK. Shriek at the top of your lungs for bad boyfriends, slaying slashers, and Courtney Cox. The person most confused by the film this week was: us, because we still have no idea who put this on the list.

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Go Twitches, go Twitches! Jump into a portal for druidical doppelgängers, ghastly gloves, and crafty closets. The person most confused by the film was: the American twins when their car gave the temperature reading in Celsius.

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I... am not... a gun... Strike up an unlikely friendship with this episode for big bonks, distressingly unfazed denizens and... Conan O'Brien? The person most confused by the film this week was: the child when an FBI agent moved into his house???

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Things are not what they seem.... Embark on our conversational maze for polarizing puppets, formative figures, and the most goblin-loving girl in cinematic history. The person most confused by the film this week was: the BABY, irl.

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Fosse, Fosse, Fosse! Martha Graham, Martha Graham! Don your wigs for sweet soulmates, subpar sons, and slimy senators. The person most confused by the film this week was: Calista Flockhart's Republican parents.

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If only we could switch place for... one ... day! Make a wish for moms on skateboards, daughters relaying the entire history of the Korean War, and a judgmental basset hound. The person most confused by the film this week was: every single character these women spoke to at any time during the film.

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