Conspiracy theories? Not my thing. But connecting dots? That’s what I do.

I’m not claiming to be a genius, but my BS detector is in overdrive right now.

Let’s rewind.

Remember when Trump’s ear was supposedly shot off on July 13, 2024, in Butler, PA?

At the time, polling was deadlocked between Trump and Biden. Trump needed a game-changer. Then, like magic, an assassination attempt happens—right on cue. Convenient, huh?

Trump got a brief sympathy bump in the polls, but the race stayed tied. So… not the political reset he was hoping for.

On to Plan B.

Enter Elon Musk.

He launches America PAC, drops $280 million into key swing states, and engineers chaos to tip the scales. The strategy? Lies, disinformation, and relentless attacks on Harris and Walz. And guess what? It works.

Musk had plenty of personal motivation, too. If Harris won, he’d be drowning in investigations, lawsuits, and criminal probes. He wasn’t just fighting for Trump—he was fighting for his own survival.

Fast forward to today.

Musk’s Tesla stock is crashing. He’s running around D.C., stirring up chaos for Trump. Then, Trump does a cringe-worthy Tesla infomercial at the White House—and the stock keeps dropping. Plan B flops.

So here comes Plan C.

Suddenly, Tesla dealerships are under attack. Allegedly by Antifa. Teslas torched, spray-painted with "NAZI" and "FASCIST" graffiti. No arrests. No major investigations. No actual suspects. Just burning Teslas.

Coincidence? Or another conveniently timed distraction?

What’s next?

Musk’s not going back to work. He’s too busy playing political chaos agent, basking in the attention of his new daddy, DonOLD.

So here’s my prediction: Instead of doing the hard work of actually selling cars, Elon will hatch Plan C—and it’ll be big.

It’ll be dramatic. It’ll involve the White House—whether we know it or not. He’ll manufacture a crisis to benefit himself and Tesla shares.

The real question: Will it work?