We discuss preparations for our new baby, share humorous parenting challenges, celebrate

baby shower generosity, and connect our roles as parents to civic responsibility, all with

laughter and heartfelt reflections.

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Hosted and created by Noah Lynch and Ashley Chastain, Produced by Noah Lynch, Marketing and Distribution by Ashley Chastain

Chapters

0:03 Welcome Back to Two Parents Walking Over Bar

2:22 Solar Panel Excitement

6:53 Energy Bills and Solar Solutions

11:16 Baby Shower Updates

18:17 Morgan's Pregnancy Milestones

21:27 Baby Shower Fun and Games

32:08 Parenting Challenges

39:54 Gentle Parenting and Daily Life

45:01 Registry Surprises

48:31 The Reality of Pregnancy

49:57 Thoughts on Halloween

1:01:05 Voting and Political Discussions

In this episode of Two Parents Walking to a Bar, we celebrate the chaos of Halloween preparations, sharing humorous stories about costume shopping and a quirky incident involving a local monkey named Kiki. The conversation shifts to food controversies, particularly the appeal of Honeycrisp

and Sweet Tango apples, before addressing serious issues of child safety related to online

communication. We reflect on the challenges of parenthood and the importance of community

support, weaving together humor and critical insights into modern parenting experiences.

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Hosted and created by Noah Lynch and Ashley Chastain, Produced by Noah Lynch, Marketing and Distribution by Ashley Chastain

Chapters

0:06 Halloween Preparations

0:50 Monkey Business

1:40 Breaking News: Monkey Incident

4:18 Apple Rankings

7:56 Sweet Tango Revelation

13:01 Parenting News Unfolds

18:31 A Disturbing Story

20:16 The Reality of Foster Care

34:31 A New Parent's Triumph

58:45 Neighbors of Concern

1:04:22 The Dead Bird Dilemma

This week we humorously navigate impending fatherhood, discussing feeling his unborn child, local coffee culture, baby registries, grocery shopping chaos, and a quirky emotional support monkey incident.

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Hosted and created by Noah Lynch and Ashley Chastain, Produced by Noah Lynch, Marketing and Distribution by Ashley Chastain

Chapters

0:06 Welcome Back to Two Parents Walking to a Bar

1:07 Coffee Shop Adventures

6:05 The World of Energy Drinks

15:33 Parenting Updates

22:30 Baby Shower Planning

28:46 Grocery Store Antics

40:53 The Monkey Incident

54:06 Community Drama

59:59 Celebrating Fall

1:02:51 Episode Wrap-Up

This episode explores parenting, social media, and personal stories, discussing TikTok

trends, fantasy football, and the stress of modern parenthood, enriched by humorous

anecdotes and reflections on life's complexities.

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Hosted and created by Noah Lynch and Ashley Chastain, Produced by Noah Lynch, Marketing and Distribution by Ashley Chastain

Chapters

0:00 Welcome Back to Episode 20

2:31 Social Media Trends and Relationships

5:40 Fantasy Football Updates

8:31 Podcast Uploading Confessions

20:05 Hurricane Talk and Community Response

24:03 Parenting Stress and Modern Challenges

33:53 Finding Balance in Parenting

38:22 Reoccurring Nightmares and Fears

50:30 Embarrassing Moments with Arlo

54:45 Family Mysteries and Baby Shower Plans

In this episode of "Two Parents Walk Into A Bar," we tackle the challenges of remote recording and reflect on last week’s audio mishap. The discussion covers serious topics like the dangers of vaping and the importance of voter registration. We share a light-hearted bedtime story created by ChatGPT and debate "free-range" parenting in light of recent celebrity news. Amusing anecdotes highlight the comedy in parenting, while we also reflect on local tragedies and the need for community dialogue on violence. We conclude by celebrating personal victories and the balance of work and family life.

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Hosted and created by Noah Lynch and Ashley Chastain, Produced by Noah Lynch, Marketing and Distribution by Ashley Chastain

The host shares excitement about their upcoming baby, insights from prenatal classes, and

humorous reflections on discussions. Topics include labor techniques, parenting tips,

evolving friendships, and the joy of family traditions.

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Hosted and created by Noah Lynch and Ashley Chastain, Produced by Noah Lynch, Marketing and Distribution by Ashley Chastain

Chapters

0:00 Welcome to Two Pairs Walking to a Bar

2:54 Baby Care Classes

8:23 First Bath Experience

11:24 Swaddling Techniques

17:40 Going Home Outfits

23:53 Hospital Tour Insights

52:05 Baby Shower Planning

54:19 Life Updates and Persimmon Festival

In this episode, "Two Parents Walk Into a Bar" humorously explores the gap between

parenting expectations and reality, discussing misconceptions, evolving choices, and the

importance of support networks while embracing the journey with children.

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Hosted and created by Noah Lynch and Ashley Chastain, Produced by Noah Lynch, Marketing and Distribution by Ashley Chastain

Chapters

0:00 Bonus Episode Three

2:03 Pre-Baby Expectations

3:40 The Co-Sleeping Dilemma

8:00 Potty Training Fears

14:15 Embracing the Child Leash

18:36 Night Out Realities

27:09 The Illusion of Free Time

38:49 The Reality of a Clean Home

48:53 Learning to Navigate Parenthood

54:38 Surprises of Parenting

1:05:31 Wrapping Up the Episode

This week Ashley and Noah discuss life being weird. We talk about awkward situations and deep dive into political topics, including abortion. Although this might be our most controversial episode yet, we hope you enjoy our candid takes.

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Hosted and created by Noah Lynch and Ashley Chastain, Produced by Noah Lynch, Marketing and Distribution by Ashley Chastain

Chapters

0:00 Welcome Back Milestone Episode

1:17 Sharing and Corrections

4:01 Awkward Encounters at Parties

8:39 Drinks and Recommendations

11:06 Health Updates and Iron Supplements

14:18 Car Troubles

17:19 Nickname Generation

24:30 Political Discussions Begin

27:56 The State of Politics Today

31:35 Conversations Around Abortion

56:26 The Complexity of Choice

1:05:20 Wrapping Up and Bonus Plans