Sweetie pie, your mental health issues are not my problem and not the world's problem. If you struggle with a "stealing" issue, then we shouldn't have to have our bags stolen at the airport because you refuse to get some help. Stop being cheap and get a therapist. Thief of the week = Sam Brinton

Let's talk independent voters, "mental health," and mourn the sad news about Ellen's old DJ, tWitch.

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OOOOOOOPPPPPP! Babe, don't come for me unless I send for you. Elijah Schaffer had much to say about me after October, and I let him run his pillsbury dough boy mouth... but I've about had it with hypocrites being the loudest mouth runners in the room. On Sunday after a wonderful dinner with one of my friends, I returned home to see Elijah continue invoking my name on Twitter. I decided to end him and his buffoonery by examining his relations with other women during his current marriage to his wife. Come better next time booboo.

Sam Brinton is still stealing people's luggage ANDDD a Virginia Tech Lawsuit

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Now that the midterms are completely over, if we want any shot at improving our performance moving forward.. We have to have an honest analysis of why things went wrong. After I blew up in October, a lot of people were left confused or with questions. Here is the behind the scenes of what went on in this campaign, and how much of a disaster it was. I also explain my frustration from pre-Octobera and how I attempted to advise until I gave up after so many lies. Now, staffers are coming out and spilling secrets of what was happening behind the scenes. Here is the story from my perspective.

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HAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!! I had no idea the DEPTH behind the dinner with Kanye and Trump.. until Milo spilled all the tea to a (SHADY AS HELL) reporter. We're always hearing about "5D Chess" and how there's all this "behind the scenes things going on." BULL. The B.S. that some people on the right are always pushing never comes to fruition. What Milo did was REAL 5D Chess. Let's analyze, laugh about it, and stand in awe at the trolling powers of a scorned rainbow flagger.

Disney is also begging DeSantis for forgiveness and suddenly if you cast a "diverse" person in a TV series as a bully, YOU'RE A "RACIST" (LMFAO CLOWN WORLD).

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After Elon Musk bought Twitter to try to restore free speech to the internet, the typical loudmouths LOST THEIR MINDS. Companies have been boycotting Twitter by halting advertising, and now, Apple is threatening to DROP TWITTER FROM THE APP STORE!!! This is insanity, and I’m not sure it’s ever been more clear that a large portion of the population couldn’t care less about one of our fundamental rights as Americans: SPEECH

All of that + married men attempting to hookup behind their wives back + a couple of my thoughts regarding “YE24”

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FINALLYYYYYY some good news! Disney has FIRED they're psychopathic CEO who was sticking CRT into children's movies, and they've hired back their ex-CEO Bob Iger. On one of his first days back, Bob has demanded that everyone bring their best 10 pages of scripts to the 15th floor for review by 1 a.m... GET READY FOR FUN DISNEY MOVIES AGAIN.

Elon has allowed Trump to come back to Twitter (and of course the left is about to jump off a cliff), but he's hesitant to make his comeback... Should he?

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While we're not even done with the midterms (we have a Senate runoff in Georgia), Donald Trump has decided to announce that he's running for President in 2024.

We couldn't finish the effing midterms first? Okay. Let's talk about it.

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HEYYYY EVERYONEEEEE,

So over the past week or so, the same people who told us there was going to be a HUGEEEE Red Wave have done a couple things: 1. Cried that there wasn't a red wave 2. Switched up and then claimed there was a red wave (losing the senate and winning the house by like 2 seats is not a red wave) 3. Gaslit all of us into celebrating our losing.

Well, instead of allowing us to be gaslit.. I decided to pull the numbers and history of actual red waves. Many of the people lying to you are doing so because they're trying to run cover for someone. Sorry, not gonna happen.

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