This week on Unwise Girls we take a bunch of quizzes after talking about Ground Control.

Come back this weekend for Ground Control on moonshot.mov at 12pm est!

Come back next week for The Dark Prophecy, ch. 22 to 25!

Check out our Patreon! (https://www.patreon.com/unwisegirls)

Follow the show (https://twitter.com/unwisegirls)

Join our Discord! (https://discord.gg/XnhhwzKQ8d)

Hosted by Jacqueline (https://twitter.com/swampduchess) and Jane (https://twitter.com/janeyshivers). Edited by Jacqueline. Cover art by Vera (https://twitter.com/Innsmouth_Inn).

Intro/outro: "Super Mariocean" by spacepony (https://ocremix.org/remix/OCR01147)

This week on Unwise Girls we talk about the circumstances when it's okay to make fun of someone's trauma, the continued adventures of gender dysphoric Apollo, dead boyfriend guilt, Narcissus and historical recontextualization, how power desensitizes you to the people around you, how the immortal anchor their sense of self to relationships with specific individuals, the mysterious third emperor, generic sea serpents, and the all-powerful Law of Percy Jackson.

Come back next week for The Dark Prophecy, ch. 22 to 25!

Check out our Patreon! (https://www.patreon.com/unwisegirls)

Follow the show (https://twitter.com/unwisegirls)

Join our Discord! (https://discord.gg/XnhhwzKQ8d)

Hosted by Jacqueline (https://twitter.com/swampduchess) and Jane (https://twitter.com/janeyshivers). Edited by Jacqueline. Cover art by Vera (https://twitter.com/Innsmouth_Inn).

Intro/outro: "Super Mariocean" by spacepony (https://ocremix.org/remix/OCR01147)

This week on Unwise Girls we discuss when a change in characterization is necessary and when it can cut the impact of an arc off at the pass, the return of our new favorite dynamic, good ol' boys and country folk, the situational danger of swordfighters, and the impossibility of centering the Camp Half-Blood Chronicles in the real world while refusing to grapple with history as something that changes through material conditions and contradictions.

Come back next week for The Dark Prophecy, ch. 18 to 21!

Check out our Patreon! (https://www.patreon.com/unwisegirls)

Follow the show (https://twitter.com/unwisegirls)

Join our Discord! (https://discord.gg/XnhhwzKQ8d)

Hosted by Jacqueline (https://twitter.com/swampduchess) and Jane (https://twitter.com/janeyshivers). Edited by Jacqueline. Cover art by Vera (https://twitter.com/Innsmouth_Inn).

Intro/outro: "Super Mariocean" by spacepony (https://ocremix.org/remix/OCR01147)

This week on Unwise Girls we discuss Jane's unwise opinions on cauliflower, Meg's sick new fast travel power, magic 8 ball predictions, the funny new trend in characters that Rick Riordan doesn't want you to notice, more Horrible Histories talk, super brutal dreams, and the return of a beloved(?) Heroes of Olympus character.

Come back next week for The Dark Prophecy, ch. 14 to 17!

Check out our Patreon! (https://www.patreon.com/unwisegirls)

Follow the show (https://twitter.com/unwisegirls)

Join our Discord! (https://discord.gg/XnhhwzKQ8d)

Hosted by Jacqueline (https://twitter.com/swampduchess) and Jane (https://twitter.com/janeyshivers). Edited by Jacqueline. Cover art by Vera (https://twitter.com/Innsmouth_Inn).

Intro/outro: "Super Mariocean" by spacepony (https://ocremix.org/remix/OCR01147)

He finally did it, everyone. This week on Unwise Girls, Rick Riordan has confirmed that lesbians aren't real. May god have mercy on our souls as we discuss the logistics of pantheon absorption, true-to-life relationship struggles, the return of Voldemorting, Jojo for some reason, and... oh, look, he left a few lesbians in the Waystation! Oh, they seem to be forming a found family. How sweet. For now at least....

Come back next week for The Dark Prophecy, ch. 10 to 13!

Check out our Patreon! (https://www.patreon.com/unwisegirls)

Follow the show (https://twitter.com/unwisegirls)

Join our Discord! (https://discord.gg/XnhhwzKQ8d)

Hosted by Jacqueline (https://twitter.com/swampduchess) and Jane (https://twitter.com/janeyshivers). Edited by Jacqueline. Cover art by Vera (https://twitter.com/Innsmouth_Inn).

Intro/outro: "Super Mariocean" by spacepony (https://ocremix.org/remix/OCR01147)

(as we wrap up another jane vacation era, we bring back the grand ol one-time tradition of bringing our tres navarre episodes onto the main feed! subscribe to the patreon at the 3 dollar tier or above to hear our thoughts on more - currently up to book 4 - as well as a ton of other stuff! okay here's jane's episode description:)

it's a big episode for us! Nectar of the Pods hits triple digits, and we dig into the second book in Rick Riordan's Tres Navarre detective series! we dig into yet more of the surprising amount of DNA these gritty PI novels share with Rick's kid-friendly fantasy books, some absolutely insane depictions of women, the usual low-level hum of Riordan brand racism, and a whole lot more! that's all pretty intense though, so why don't we unwind a little first? settle in for a bedtime story... >:3

our theme is "Open Galaxy" by Sir_NutS on OCRemix! https://ocremix.org/remix/OCR03963

A new adventure this week! So let's see off Camp Half-Blood and... eh? Wait, what do you mean it's months and months later and they're already in Indiana?! Grumble grumble... okay, this week on Unwise Girls, we talk about the power of a timeskip, how Rick Riordan might try and reach the heights of Le Guin, pure hatred for Hoosiers and Hessians, Leo finally saying ACAB, and two butch ladies living in a magic building. Plus, the cover corner... with a twist!!

Come back next week for The Dark Prophecy, ch. 6 to 9!

Check out our Patreon! (https://www.patreon.com/unwisegirls)

Follow the show (https://twitter.com/unwisegirls)

Join our Discord! (https://discord.gg/XnhhwzKQ8d)

Hosted by Jacqueline (https://twitter.com/swampduchess) and Jane (https://twitter.com/janeyshivers). Edited by Jacqueline. Cover art by Vera (https://twitter.com/Innsmouth_Inn).

Intro/outro: "Super Mariocean" by spacepony (https://ocremix.org/remix/OCR01147)

This week on Unwise Girls, we close out The Hidden Oracle by talking about uncapitalized-on moments of angst, actually thematically relevant climaxes, MMO poison aura, an unexpectedly horny crossover, the surprising return of an old theory of Jane's, Rick's pachinko fixation, good people, carefully eliding relationship cleanup, the happy return of Hunkmuffin and company, and how we rate this overall in the grand scheme of Riordan's work.

Come back next week for The Dark Prophecy, ch. 1 to 5!

Check out our Patreon! (https://www.patreon.com/unwisegirls)

Follow the show (https://twitter.com/unwisegirls)

Join our Discord! (https://discord.gg/XnhhwzKQ8d)

Hosted by Jacqueline (https://twitter.com/swampduchess) and Jane (https://twitter.com/janeyshivers). Edited by Jacqueline. Cover art by Vera (https://twitter.com/Innsmouth_Inn).

Intro/outro: "Super Mariocean" by spacepony (https://ocremix.org/remix/OCR01147)