Meet the dumbest billionaire in the world. She knows nothing about money and they just gave her one billion dollars...with one very important rule. In Chapter #1 of We Really Could the narrator...

• 00:00-4:29: Very randomly gets given the deal of a lifetime
• 4:29-7:01: Gets waterboarded by a Dell computer
• 7:01-8:46: Buys houses and boats and horses and soaps
• 8:46-10:29: Buys a better, hotter, cooler version of herself
• 10:29-11:15: Gives gold plated gifts to friends and family
• 11:15-12:14: Travels and dines extensively
• 12:14-14:08: Does good
• 14:08-14:51: Receives an unexpected visit
• 14:51-17:18: Makes new friends (14:51-17:18)
• 17:18-18:43: Goes viral and gets banned from professional tennis
• 18:43-20:40: Spent money keeping up with her main Bs
• 20:40-22:22: Maybe...overspent a little?
• 22:22-25:09: Worked on not dying w/ Bry
• 25:09-25:53:Tried to watch Love is Blind w/ Lonnie
• 25:53-27:39: Got a wake up call about going broke
• 27:39-29:34: Realized she had a big problem
• 29:34-30:48: Thankfully, was offered help...

OPEN TABS

• Siri add to cart: villa (7:30)
• Siri add to cart: vibrator (10:29)
• Washing delicates w/ Lonnie (17:32)
• Siri add to cart: jet (19:26)
• Not dying w/ Bry (22:53)
• Doing kid stands w/ Bry (24:38)
• Cringe w/ Lonnie (25:17)
• Austerity w/ Lonnie (28:02)

BASIC BITCH APPENDIX

• What is Jo Malone? (8:25, 19:55)
• What is Below Deck? (11:23)
• Who’s the guy dreaming about sushi? (11:45)
• What is Love is Blind? (25:37)

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