Buckle up, fantasy warriors! Bombo's back with the Week 12 Ballers & Bums breakdown that's as unpredictable as a squirrel in traffic. From quarterbacks creating fireworks to the ones who threw interceptions like confetti, this episode is your one-stop-shop for fantasy highs and lows.

Did Jalen Hurts and Josh Allen just redefine the QB position with a touchdown extravaganza, or did your star QB leave you questioning your life choices? Dak Prescott's proving he's not just a meme; he's a top-tier fantasy quarterback, but hold up – Trevor Lawrence is heating up like a hot pocket in the microwave. Can he survive the fantasy playoff microwave with a sizzling performance against Baltimore?

Running backs are flexing their muscles too, with Bijan Robinson bulldozing his way to RB stardom and Kyron Williams making defenders question their career choices. But not everyone's riding high – Joe Mixon's looking like he misplaced his mojo, and Josh Dobbs hit a fantasy wall harder than a bird on a clean window.

Wide receivers are doing the cha-cha between Baller and Bum status. Nico Collins and Tank Dell are the Texans' saving grace, while Jamar Chase might need a GPS to find his former glory. Cooper Kupp's ankle is giving us more drama than a reality TV reunion, and DK Metcalf is having a year so forgettable, even Google won't remember it.

And as if the fantasy gods weren't dramatic enough, injuries and unexpected plot twists are shaking up team dynamics. Juwan Johnson and Taysom Hill are in a tight race for your fantasy affections in New Orleans, while Elijah Moore gets a golden ticket with Joe Flacco taking the Browns' QB reins.

So grab your popcorn and settle in for a podcast that's hotter than your lazy-eyed conspiracy theory-loving uncle's secret hot sauce recipe. #FantasyFireworks

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