In this week's fantasy football drama, we've got more injuries than a clumsy ninja in a china shop! Joe Burrow bids adieu to the season, leaving Cincy in a quarterback identity crisis. Backup guy (who we can't be bothered to Google).The Bengals might as well pack their bags for an early vacation.

Derrick Carr's in concussion protocol, and Jameis Winston might be the unlikely hero. Spoiler alert: Old Jameis is back, throwing touchdowns like confetti and interceptions like he's allergic to victory. Chris Olave, get ready for your moment, buddy. Meanwhile, Cooper Cup is nursing yet another ankle injury. Rams release Daryl Henderson like an ex with too much baggage. Kyron Williams, welcome back; it's your time to shine.

Justin Fields is out here proving he's the real deal. Bears' offense is alive, and DJ Moore is back in business. Mark Andrews says bye-bye to the season, cue Isaiah Likely? More like Isaiah Unlikely to save your fantasy team. And who knew the Bears had an offense? Justin Fields did.

Kenneth Walker's hurting in Seattle, but Zach Charbonnet is here to save the day. The dolphins' backfield is a hospital, but Jeff Wilson Jr. and Mostert are the last men standing. Steelers have a new offensive coordinator, but Jalen Warren is the only bright spot.

Streamers, rejoice! Tommy Tremble's secretly the touchdown king in Carolina, and Tanner Hudson might be the Bengals' hidden gem. Just don't expect them to pull a Travis Kelsey.

So, buckle up, fantasy warriors! It's a wild ride on this week's episode of Fantasy Island. Can you survive the injuries, make the right pickups, and conquer your league? Only time will tell.

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