The year is 2024. Halloween is amongst us in South Jersey/Philly and The Crew is here to prepare you for it with some recommendations:

TV Specials: Shawn and Gus of the Dead | Halloween is Grinch Night | The Treehouse of Horror | Heeeeere's Lassie | Mad Monster Party? | (Regular Show) Camp of Horror | Scary Godmother: Halloween Spooktakular & Scary Godmother: The Revenge of Jimmy | (King of the Hill) Hilloween | Not Even Close Encounters | The Haunting of Hill House | Midnight Mass | Red Rose | The Devil's in the Details... and the Upstairs Bathroom | Twilight Zone, Tales from the Crypt, Creepshow | Horror Hosts (Joe Bob, Svengoolie, Elvira, Stella) | Yang Trilogy (Psych)

Halloween Day movies: Scooby Doo on Zombie Island | Alvin and the Chipmunks Meet The Wolfman | Hubie Halloween | Scream | Fear Street Trio

Classics: Halloween (1981) | Candyman | Final Destination

Vampires: Salem's Lot, Vampires, From Dusk til Dawn, Twilight | Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter, Fright Night (1985), Van Helsing, Underworld, Blade, Dracula Untold, Dracula 2000 | The Last Voyage of the Demeter, Vampyr, Blood for Dracula, Bram Stokers Dracula, Vampire's Kiss

Slashers: Evil Dead 1 & 2 | Hatchet, Creep, Scream 5 & 6 | Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon, Madman (1981)

Modern Movies: Smile & Talk to Me, Blink Twice & Strange Darling, Skinamarink | Hell House LLC Origins: The Carmichael Manor, Dashcam | Late Night with the Devil, Barbarian, The Pope's Exorcist

Personal to us: Grave Encounters | Deadstream | Ghostwatch | Lisa Frankenstein | The Blackwell Ghost | Carnival of Souls | Shawn of the Dead | The House in Between | I Know What You Did Last Summer | House on Haunted Hill (Vincent Price) | Bad Ben Series | The Collingswood Story | Lake Mungo | The Thing (1982) | The Thing (2011) | Werewolves Within | Trick or Treat | Tales of Halloween | All Hallows Eve | VHS | Nope

Honorable Mentions: Casper & Casper Meets Wendy, Hansel & Gretel & Double, Double Toil and Trouble | Under Wraps, Halloweentown, Don't Look Under The Bed, Mom's Got a Date with a Vampire, Phantom of the Megaplex | Night of the Demons (1988)

Podcasts: Mile Higher | Lights Out | The Lore Lodge | La Mano Peluda | Case 63 | Radio Rental | The Antiquarium of Sinister Happenings | Scare You To Sleep | Welcome to Night Vale | Heart Starts Pounding | Area 215 | Legends of Philadelphia | Here for the Boos! | CreepCast | Lore

The year is 2024. The crew is witnessing a weird 3 free movies a week era in their life. Will it last?

Have you seen I Saw The TV Glow? What do you think about this kind of horror? Is this elevated horror? Should the director make a Matrix movie? Should this have been a tv series? Have you seen Abigail? Should they have advertised this as a normal vampire instead of a ballerina vampire? Is Melissa Barrera saving cinema? Is Enrique just smitten with Melissa Barrera? Is she a bigger crush than Channing Tatum is? Did Abigail fall short? Have you seen The Strangers: Chapter 1? Was this better than the original? Did you know this was a remake? Reboot? Requel? Do you know who the killers are? Was it very obvious? Would you survive this situation?

Thank you for listening! Enjoy!

The year is 2024. Enrique has realized that the crew is acting differently once German men play a flute. Weird.

Is Enrique and Julia weird? Are we always off to a horrible start? Is it okay to talk about Halloween in August? Do you like iHop? What are your thoughts about pumpkin flavored items? Is it all semantics? Have you seen Cuckoo? What do you think about weirdness in horror? Did this gross you out? Was the dad an asshole? Is this movie a little too all over the place? Where is the goo going?

Thank you for listening! Watch Cuckoo and enjoy!

The year is 1999. Three younglings watch possibly one of the most frightening movies made in the history of Cinema.

Have you ever seen The Blair Witch Project? What were your thoughts on it? Do you like found footage films? Does found footage make you dizzy? Do you know of the theories behind The Blair Witch Project? Were Mike and Josh in cahoots? Was Heather the mastermind killer? Was Heather dumb? Is kicking a map into the river stupid since you could have just tossed it into the river? Was the marketing the "Holy Grail" of marketing? Did you think this was real when you saw it? Did Enrique really research "woods" as a kid to see if this is real?

Thank you for listening! Watch The Blair Witch Project and enjoy!

The year is 2024. Pat and Enrique are eating pizza with Italians while rollerblading through the end of the world. What a time to be alive.

Have you tried the Philly pizza scene? What is your favorite pizza place? What makes a great pizza? Would you eat tiramisu and lemon gelato? Have you seen La Chimera? What do you think about grave digging? Could you be about that life but also a moocher? Would you mooch off of an old Italian lady? Was Enrique really in an extreme in-line skating group in the late 90’s early 2000’s? How more rad can you get to be a rollerblading nun that fights non-skate-believers? Could a butterfly knife cure death in real life?

Thank you for listening!

The year is 2024. Enrique has joined the Ape Kingdom and has resorted to throwing feces at intruders.

What are the best animal actors? Was the Mr. Softee selling drugs outside of Julia's apartment? Should Julia know what a draft is by now? Was the title too long? Was this basically The Book Of Eli but with apes? Do you believe that Pat heckled Denzel Washington at a basketball game? Was this CGI better than Avatar 2? Why was Mae acting like a primitive human before doing a complete 180? Are you team Ape or team Human?

Thank you for listening!

The year is 2024. The Olympics are upon us. Sports movies are upon us.

What is the most athletic killer? Who is your starting 5 horror villains? Is there a lot of landing and landing strips in porn? What are your favorite sports movies?

Enjoy!

The year is 2024. The cards have decided the fate of The Crew. The stars and planets veto'd it.

Have you ever had a reading done? Do all basic white girls read tarot cards? Would you read your ex-boyfriend's tarot cards? Can wimpy kids chug about 6 beers without dying? Was The Astrologist kind of cute? What's wrong with horror movies in 2024? Is it looking up from here? What was the worst movie you saw in the past 3 years, and why was it Blonde?