From Elon Musk’s potential quiet exit from federal service to shady government messaging apps, we unpack what’s actually happening behind the headlines. Plus: updates on Ukraine aid deals, the myth of bipartisan loyalty, and a spicy health tip about why your hydration game might be making you feel worse. This week on The Actual News, Alex Giampapa dives into the political mess of the moment—with his signature no-BS clarity and just enough sarcasm to stay sane.

This episode hits everything from rare earth mineral politics to blue ketchup flashbacks—and still wraps in under 13 minutes. No yelling. No spin. Just vibes and verified facts.

What We Cover

• Why it actually matters that Elon Musk might be out of his government role
• The Signal and Telem messaging app fiascos, Pegasus software, and security threats
• Mike Waltz’s reassignment and what it means for Ukraine policy
• How the U.S. may benefit from Ukraine’s rare earth minerals—and why that matters
• Trump’s actions vs. rhetoric when it comes to Russia and aid deals
• What dehydration, minerals, and 17 daily pee breaks have in common
• Why “fixing yourself” might be as basic as morning sunlight and some magnesium

Quotes & Moments

• “You should judge people by their actions—not the color of their party.”
• “Rare earth minerals: because we still haven’t found a war that can’t be sponsored by rocks.”
• “Sometimes it’s not capitalism. Sometimes it’s you.”
• “No one wants to die from blue ketchup, but here we are.”

Mentioned This Week

• Signal / Telem / Pegasus surveillance tech
• Elon Musk’s short stint as a federal employee
• U.S.–Ukraine aid and mineral resource agreements
• Collagen, salt water, and why Liquid Death might be good for you

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