Time to talk about religion~! Why are we here? Was Jesus real? Is there a Hell? Em's been dying to talk about this stuff, so here we go! Come get goofy spiritual with us as we explore more confusing aspects about ourselves and this crazy game we're playing. But don't worry; it'll make a little more sense after you've hung out with us and **meditated** afterward. Get ready for this interesting deep dive, and be sure to try and listen for Brownie!

Ready for your first deep dive? We sure are! In this episode of the You Signed Up For This Podcast, we discuss our **real** origin story--the one society (aka the Reptilians) doesn't want us to know. We have alien DNA, other advanced civilizations are watching/guiding us, and we're repeating history that led to our downfall! Learn where we came from and why we're here in the first place. This is merely a summary of our insane past, so subscribe and hang with us as we explore it even further in future fun conversations.

(Sorry for the varying audio levels! I'll try not to move around so much in the next episode -Simone)

Get to know your two new favorite spiritual co-hosts, Simone and Em! In our debut episode, we talk about how we first got into spirituality and our intentions for this shiny podcast. Laugh along with us as we discuss pendulums and Ouija Boards, faeries and angels, and random ass military talk. Odd combination? You bet! Give us a try; we think you'll like us. :)