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This weeks inappropriate trout fly is a Quebecois classic - the Montral Whore - and no - we're not talking about Justin Trudeau's onlyfans. Learn to tie your own here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbZX8YxHmA8

Love him or hate him - if you try to deny that Trump pumping his fist in the air after taking a bullet to the head is one of the most hardcore things that have ever been done in American Politics - you're delusional. This week we cover all the angles and analyze what comes next.

This weeks inappropriate trout fly: the Boobie Nymph. Learn to tie it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fx0Zog2W-HY

I see something. Off in the distance. It's getting closer. Is it? It can't be. It's those danged Carl boys speeding across the desert in their infernal 2010 Honda Civic. We all though they were dead. We we're all wrong. What's that? A bumper sticker? What does it say? "Let's go Brandon..."

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This weeks inappropriate fly pattern - the Purple Sex Dungeon: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ou1LOrPOGmw

Been a while. I get it. Sorry. I know that you are simply adrift in the outer darkness without your weekly injection of sweet carlpooling serum, but I was having a baby. Who really knows what this episode was about? Not I, but I'm pretty sure it was funny. Laugh along with us and look out for carlpooling to make its triumphant return very soon.

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Claudine Gay used to be the world's smuggest diversity hire. Now she's unemployed. This week we dig into the moral hollowing of America's academic institutions. What a special treat.

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Merry Christmas you filthy animals. This week we bring back some legendary carlpooling guests to rank all the hottest Christmas traditions and analyze the importance of traditions as such. Hop in the sleigh loser, we're going philosophising.

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Men in women's sports is completely ridiculous. The fact that saying that is controversial highlights the fact that the west no longer deserves to exist. Thankfully the good folks over at the Daily Wire don't care about inciting some controversy with their new comedy: Ladyballers. Join us for our in depth and yet spoiler free review.

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Napoleon was an interesting guy. His movie was not. Join us this week as the Boys discuss the key ideological downfall of the French Revolution and Napoleon's reign.

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