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The Battery Operated Magic Toupee travels to Planet Terseconsise, the .planet that is the most succinct, terse and concise in the multiverse because it has only three words in its dictionary to describe it’s succinct, terse and conciseness: succinct, terse and concise.

One cannot call the planet stupid since ‘stupid’ isn’t one of the three words: there’s just succinct, terse and concise. Philosopher J. Wilingford Cruton once commented “Planet Terseconsise is indescribable”, however philosopher Milton Doganus disagrees and described it as “succinct, terse and concise. “

The planet also smells like a dead walrus’ anus however ‘dead’, ‘walrus, and ‘anus’ aren’t in the dictionary so locals just describe the smell as “succinct, terse and concise”. After an urgent warning about sticking things in your arse (which you can skip by just not sticking things in your arse), an interview with culprit/ producer of the latest dud not sweeping the country or even the back alley: “The Butler Who Murdered The Millionaire”. After a word about premature ejaculation, including the word “Ooops”, we feature one of the moving exclusives of a father’s misguided love for his baby boy with as the Frimpton Baby poops Itself.