We said what we said—and yes, we do judge. In this episode of Apocalypse and Avocados, the gang unleashes a symphony of side-eyes and savage truth bombs as they spiral through their biggest pet peeves—from flaky friends and ghosting gurus to pop culture chaos and social media nonsense. Nothing is safe: not that one friend who never shows up, not Ozempic influencers, not even Britney.

We’re talking queer-coded behaviors, friendship friction, the weird way people misuse words online, and why judgment isn’t always a bad thing—it might just be our love language. Plus, we get real about body image, relationship boundaries, and the unrealistic BS fed to us by celebrity culture.

Expect hot takes, cold truths, and one too many rants about hair in the shower. Judgment? Activated.

Chapters Include:
💅 Gadar or Radar: Queer Coded Behaviors
💢 Everyday Annoyances & Flaky Friends
📱 Pop Culture Meltdowns
💉 Weight Loss Drugs & Body Image Real Talk
💬 Relationship Red Flags & Communication Fails

Takeaways:
– Humor is therapy.
– Social media is a lawless swamp.
– Communication > silent resentment.
– Judgment isn't hate—sometimes it’s just honesty... with flair.

Oops, My Petty Is Showing…

This week on Apocalypse and Avocados, we’re pulling back the curtain on our pettiest selves—and yes, it’s as chaotic as it sounds. From the silent treatment that screams volumes to the “accidental” office microwave sabotage, we’re diving deep into revenge stories, workplace pettiness, and the little indignities that push us over the edge.

Why do we act petty? Does it feel good? (Spoiler: the answer is yes.) We explore the social dynamics behind petty moments, share laugh-out-loud personal anecdotes, and unpack the life lessons hiding under all that drama and extra cologne.

Whether you’ve ever plotted your own silent revenge or just enjoy a juicy story about someone else’s meltdown in the group chat, this episode is for you.

Topics include:

• Petty moments in relationships and the workplace
• Cultural perspectives on revenge and pettiness
• Humor as a coping mechanism
• Why being petty can feel so satisfying
• Finding the line between expression and destruction

🎧 Come for the drama, stay for the emotional growth.

P.S. Here is a link to that road rage Instagram Reel we were talking about 💩: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DJIpURvpv1l/?igsh=MWo4cHlsZjd5OXhveQ%3D%3D

Millennials Killed It, Gen Z Buried It, and Gen Alpha Will Probably Resurrect It
In this generational roast (with love), the hosts of Apocalypse & Avocados unpack the blame game between millennials, Gen Z, and the up-and-coming Gen Alpha. From Crocs to capitalism, department store deaths to digital dominance, we dive into how each generation shaped — or shattered — fashion trends, work culture, environmental norms, and social media etiquette.

Are participation trophies ruining work ethic? Who really killed marriage? And can Gen Alpha save us all with heart hands and biodegradable memes? Tune in for laughs, light rants, and some shockingly valid points.

Topics include:
👖 Skinny jeans & Crocs: generational crimes or fashion staples?
📱 Social media etiquette: Millennial moms vs. Gen Z chaos
💼 Work-life balance: The slow death of the 9-to-5
🏆 Participation trophies and why Gen X is silently judging us all
💍 Why marriage now sounds more like a startup pitch
🛍️ RIP department stores, long live online carts