We said what we said—and yes, we do judge. In this episode of Apocalypse and Avocados, the gang unleashes a symphony of side-eyes and savage truth bombs as they spiral through their biggest pet peeves—from flaky friends and ghosting gurus to pop culture chaos and social media nonsense. Nothing is safe: not that one friend who never shows up, not Ozempic influencers, not even Britney.

We’re talking queer-coded behaviors, friendship friction, the weird way people misuse words online, and why judgment isn’t always a bad thing—it might just be our love language. Plus, we get real about body image, relationship boundaries, and the unrealistic BS fed to us by celebrity culture.

Expect hot takes, cold truths, and one too many rants about hair in the shower. Judgment? Activated.

Chapters Include:
💅 Gadar or Radar: Queer Coded Behaviors
💢 Everyday Annoyances & Flaky Friends
📱 Pop Culture Meltdowns
💉 Weight Loss Drugs & Body Image Real Talk
💬 Relationship Red Flags & Communication Fails

Takeaways:
– Humor is therapy.
– Social media is a lawless swamp.
– Communication > silent resentment.
– Judgment isn't hate—sometimes it’s just honesty... with flair.

Oops, My Petty Is Showing…

This week on Apocalypse and Avocados, we’re pulling back the curtain on our pettiest selves—and yes, it’s as chaotic as it sounds. From the silent treatment that screams volumes to the “accidental” office microwave sabotage, we’re diving deep into revenge stories, workplace pettiness, and the little indignities that push us over the edge.

Why do we act petty? Does it feel good? (Spoiler: the answer is yes.) We explore the social dynamics behind petty moments, share laugh-out-loud personal anecdotes, and unpack the life lessons hiding under all that drama and extra cologne.

Whether you’ve ever plotted your own silent revenge or just enjoy a juicy story about someone else’s meltdown in the group chat, this episode is for you.

Topics include:

• Petty moments in relationships and the workplace
• Cultural perspectives on revenge and pettiness
• Humor as a coping mechanism
• Why being petty can feel so satisfying
• Finding the line between expression and destruction

🎧 Come for the drama, stay for the emotional growth.

P.S. Here is a link to that road rage Instagram Reel we were talking about 💩: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DJIpURvpv1l/?igsh=MWo4cHlsZjd5OXhveQ%3D%3D

Millennials Killed It, Gen Z Buried It, and Gen Alpha Will Probably Resurrect It
In this generational roast (with love), the hosts of Apocalypse & Avocados unpack the blame game between millennials, Gen Z, and the up-and-coming Gen Alpha. From Crocs to capitalism, department store deaths to digital dominance, we dive into how each generation shaped — or shattered — fashion trends, work culture, environmental norms, and social media etiquette.

Are participation trophies ruining work ethic? Who really killed marriage? And can Gen Alpha save us all with heart hands and biodegradable memes? Tune in for laughs, light rants, and some shockingly valid points.

Topics include:
👖 Skinny jeans & Crocs: generational crimes or fashion staples?
📱 Social media etiquette: Millennial moms vs. Gen Z chaos
💼 Work-life balance: The slow death of the 9-to-5
🏆 Participation trophies and why Gen X is silently judging us all
💍 Why marriage now sounds more like a startup pitch
🛍️ RIP department stores, long live online carts

✨ In this episode of Apocalypse & Avocados, we’re dragging zodiac signs, blaming Mercury retrograde for our bad decisions, and using the stars as scapegoats for... pretty much everything. Accountability? Never heard of her.

We’re spilling tea on birth charts, messy relationships, and why millennials and Gen Z treat astrology like a cosmic coping mechanism. From tarot tantrums to spiritual glow-ups, it’s a chaotic ride through modern astrology — with jokes, shade, and some suspiciously personal callouts. (Sorry, Libras... kinda.)

🔮 Topics include:

• How astrology excuses our worst behavior

• Zodiac signs and relationship drama

• Birth charts and deep dives into your messy soul

• Mercury retrograde: myth, menace, or just vibes?

• Why spirituality looks a lot like meme culture now

🌟 The stars made us do it — and we have zero regrets. Hit play, blame your moon sign, and let's get unhinged.

This week on Apocalypse & Avocados, things get juicy—and a little unhinged. Peter, Carissa, and Shaun are joined by a very special guest: Peter’s bestie and ex-boyfriend Martin. What could go wrong? (Spoiler: everything, and we’re here for it.)

We’re diving headfirst into the flaming dumpster fire that is modern dating. From chaotic hookup horror stories to friendship fallouts and online dating disasters, no topic is off-limits. We're serving laughs, lessons, and a few low-key therapy sessions—complete with red flags, emotional manipulation, and "I just drove off" energy.

Also in the mix:
✨ Personal anecdotes so awkward we almost didn't air them
💔 Bad breakups that deserve their own horror movie franchise
📱 Dating app misadventures (featuring the world's worst bios)
😬 Cringe moments that turned into inside jokes
🏳️‍🌈 Real talk about dating while queer, anxious, and Very Online.

Whether you’ve been ghosted, lovebombed, or just went on a date with a man who said "you don't do that," you’re in good company. So grab your emotional support snack and join us as we roast ourselves (and maybe a few exes) with love.

Do what you love and you’ll never work a day in your life”—sure, but why are we still broke and burnt out? In this episode, we call bullshit on the millennial dream job myth, swap stories of passion turning into paychecks (or not), and ask: is loving your job even possible when rent is due?

Plus, we veer into the world of bizarre wellness trends—yes, we’re talking vaginal steaming. Is it self-care, a scam, or just weirdly steamy?

Grab your avocado toast and join us as we laugh through work woes, hustle culture lies, and the wild lengths we’ll go to just to feel better.

Burnt out? Over it? Quiet quitting isn’t a vibe—it’s a goddamn survival tactic. In this hilarious and unfiltered episode of Apocalypse & Avocados, your favorite queer trio drags toxic hustle culture through the mud and lights it on fire with a scented candle from Target.

We’re talking burnout, boundaries, and the sacred art of doing exactly what you're paid for (and not a damn thing more). From millennial trauma responses to Gen Z's refusal to answer emails after 6pm, we break down why overachieving is out and self-preservation is in.

Featuring chaotic ER stories, unsolicited career advice, and hot takes that'll make your HR manager sweat—this episode is a love letter to everyone who’s ever fake-smiled through a performance review and cried in the supply closet.

Soundbite of the week:

“You’re not quiet quitting—you’re loudly surviving in a capitalist hellscape.”

Press play, take a breath, and remember: your job is not your personality, babe.
🧠💼🖕

Listen wherever podcasts are streamed. Your sanity depends on it.

Darlings, welcome to the sparkliest breakdown you didn’t know you needed. In this episode of Apocalypse & Avocados, we’re diving into the rhinestone-studded rabbit hole of pop culture escapism — where love is blind, drag queens reign supreme, and Lady Gaga is our patron saint of serotonin.

We dish on the current state of reality TV (spoiler: it’s a mess and we love it), mourn the soul of modern music, and scream respectfully about how award shows lost their sparkle. Plus, we serve nostalgia with a side of MTV chaos, a sprinkle of Mean Girls quotes, and just a pinch of Broadway drama.

It’s camp, it’s chaos, it’s catharsis.

🎤 Featuring:
💅 Shady Drag Race critiques
📺 Love Is Blind meltdown recaps
🎭 Gen Z slang that makes us feel elderly
🎶 Gaga’s glorious comeback
✨ And more sparkling hot takes than a Broadway curtain call

Listen now and escape the hellscape one pop culture delusion at a time.
And don’t be shy — like, follow, rate, and share drop your fav artist, movie, or chaotic pop culture moment in the comments. We might just roast it lovingly in the next episode 💅