My God. Okay. Trump won? Whoa. Fascism. Nice. What a mess. Good luck. Don't come here. Trust me. How? What? Ha. Yeah. Toast. Bye.

And other stuff like, my middle-aged purchases, audiobook gatekeepers, new adjustable dumbbells, turning halfway old, standing desks might be bunk, lockout still going on, Vince Carter retired jersey and why Kawhi Leonard's should never be hanging in Toronto!

Booo, my butt is haunted! Dead butt syndrome is real. Watch out!

Halloween is here, fall is here, watch movies, feel down, all right!

Hurricanes, telecom monopolies, oh my!

Body Roundness Index is the new Body Mass Index? Womp, wooooomp.

Mike Bullard's dead, Russell Brand selling magical amulets, lots more.

My future is bleak! Booo!

This just in: I hate Scotch!

Welcome to the Tannery! Haunted, beautiful, marble.

NDP making dumb moves!

Dave Grohl baby mama? Who Cares!

Getting shamed by my Apple Fitness!

Threw out my back again!

Rapid Aging at 44 and 60?

Is drinking baking soda bad?

Nikado Avocado is the muckbang joker?

Corn time for James Earl Jones?

Dear God, live in the present!

I had to re-record because a certain little pork chop took a no-blink piss on the last one.

Rest in peace, Johnny Gaudreau! Drunk drivers suck.

Summer is winding down! Actra is still locked out!

Exercise has been in the tank, but sleep has been great.

Is sugar about to become healthy?

JK Rowling on that mold rant!

Auston Matthews gets the C!

Meltdown proof reactors??

Make sure to check out the Corey Feldman tribute at the end of the episode. (It's more of a dissection).

Bit of a stretch from the last episode but I've had some big changes! Bark, bark, bite! The ACTRA lockout continues and commercial actors keeping getting treated like scum. Biden steps away from election, America's racism is about to be tested again. Trump assassination attempt and the fear of Project 2025. RIP to some greats: Richard Simmons, Donald Sutherland, Shelley Duvall!

Got a physical, suffering from that white-coat hypertension. Puppies make you lose weight.

Can your dad's diet right before he conceives you, affect your physical health? Ask your dad if he ate a Big Mac before he released the swimmers!

Can tattoos give you lymphoma?

Subway sandwiches are way too expensive. They should be discounted till Jared dies. Jessie Plemons speaks out on the Ozempic insinuations! Bronny James got a tough road ahead. Olympics start today! Canada being greasy already. Hug a hot dog, it's summer!

Sniff time, USA! Allergies are getting mental, here we go! Trump? Guilty. Darren Dutchyshen? RIP. Robert Picton? Dance on dat grave. Steph Tolev killing it? Yes. Toronto getting an WNBA team? Wow.

Outdoor biking, plastic nutsing, plane drinking, North Korea poop balloons and Dan Connor FINALLY paid off his mortgage. Grr!

Car's in the shop and allergies be ripe-- it's May! Lockout rallies, Jerry and the anti-woke, brain worms, alcohol gel, Spacey doc, Stevie B gets that New York greet, vampire facials, mask phobia and the Leafs are out again.

Three, two, one, howl!

I got a total view of the eclipse but it made me sick! What else? Joe Flaherty died, OJ too, I'm yelling at tree cutters, neti pot brain eaters, playoff hockey is starting soon, Titanic crew was poisoned with PCP, Iran/Israel getting crazy and we getting Jinxed again soon!