What if a crocodile could be both a spiritual guardian and a floating turd? That's just one of the head-scratchers we tackle in our latest episode of Screams & Streams, where we embark on a hilariously critical exploration of the 1987 Australian film "Dark Age." This movie's inexplicable 100% Rotten Tomatoes rating left us bewildered, and we're not afraid to express our candid dissatisfaction. From a killer crocodile with supposed ESP connections to bizarre character dynamics, we question the credibility of its narrative while sharing humorous observations on the film's many shortcomings.

Join us as we rip apart "Dark Age" scene by scene, drawing comparisons to genre classics like "Jaws" and "Lake Placid," and pondering where this movie went wrong. We discuss everything from rushed love stories with zero chemistry to the peculiar dedication of the protagonist to wildlife over personal relationships. Our critique doesn't hold back when it comes to the film's clichés, ill-timed comedic moments, and the mechanical crocodile that just couldn't quite deliver the suspense it so desperately strives for. Betty White, knee-high socks, and beer cans all make appearances in this riotous breakdown of what could have been a thrilling creature feature.

Despite its problematic racial depictions and mismatched music choices, we do find a few redeeming elements, such as the respectful portrayal of aboriginal cultures and some stunning scenic shots. However, these moments are few and far between as we analyze the film's jaw-dropping character behavior and the questionable intentions of its filmmakers. Grab your "Sinister Sip"—a tart cocktail called the Crocodile—and buckle up for an episode filled with plenty of laughs, insightful critiques, and irreverent takes on a film that left us scratching our heads.

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