Reach out to Cody and Buhler to tell them what's up!

You can only blame yourself for the decisions you make.

Former Ohio State defensive coordinator Jim Knowles went into great detail on record to ESPN's Heather Dinich on why he left Columbus for Penn State.

John Buhler (Lead Writer, FanSided.com) and Cody Williams (Content Director, FanSided.com) were dumbfounded by the candid nature of that story.

Sherrone Moore getting to handpick what two games he will be suspended for is just par for the course for the wacky, weird and wonderful ways of being a Michigan man.

Also, why is UCF making that big of a comment to Scott Frost the second time around?

This episode of False Start came a day after Cody exited his Jesus year and entered his David Ortiz year.

Naturally, the guys had to celebrate with some JLN on the greatest coming-of-age story of their lifetimes.

It pays to be Superbad when you live your life one False Start at a time!

Reach out to Cody and Buhler to tell them what's up!

Who doesn't love a high-profile backup quarterback?

That has to be the only reason why former Texas star Quinn Ewers ended up nosediving to the Miami Dolphins in the seventh round, right?

That is the information his agent was given...

Anywho, John Buhler (Lead Writer, FanSided.com) had to fly solo like a cup on account of Los Alamos thunderstorms wreaking havoc on Cody Williams (Content Director, FanSided.com) and his domicile.

Buhler touched on Steve Angeli to Syracuse and why that is cool, as well as fellow Georgia Bulldog Brock Bowers telling the Las Vegas Raiders to briefly take a hike in getting that sweet BBA in finance from UGA.

It doesn't matter what your Wonderlic score is, as long as you listen to False Start!

Reach out to Cody and Buhler to tell them what's up!

We're not living, and we most certainly aren't thriving either.

Running on absolute fumes, John Buhler (Lead Writer, FanSided.com) returned to the program to help Cody Williams (Content Director, FanSided.com) break down the madness of Bill Belichick's CBS interview, whatever Jax Ulbrich decided to do over a phone and whatever else came to their minds in connection to the 2025 NFL Draft.

To finish the show off, it was always gonna be May for good measure.

Naturally, the guys did some Just Like Novocaine featuring *NSYNC, as well as provided some much needed information from the Local Scouting Report.

New Mexico is still wild, Phoenix is still unpredictable, and this is still False Start!