Great things happen when you don't forget your student ID!

While Quinn Ewers got hurt (again...), we got to see what all the hype was about regarding his high-profile Texas backup Arch Manning. He looked like a Manning, but with the wheels Uncles Peyton and Eli could only buy at a Buick dealership.

Somewhat across the pond, Georgia kind of sort of played with its food a bit vs. Kentucky, but Cody Williams (Content Director, FanSided.com) felt confident to talk John Buhler (Staff Writer, FanSided.com) off the ledge, my friend, hoping he'd understand his point of view on the Dawgs.

Also, the boys think LSU and Oklahoma are complete frauds to make the College Football Playoff out of the SEC.

Plus, they are not ready just yet to crown Oregon, or give Notre Dame its bed of roses for beating the walking, talking tomato can that is Purdue.

False Start can't stop, won't stop, not even if they're only getting Three Yards and a Cloud of Punt for their efforts.

The Pac-12 is back from the dead!

When everyone was getting ready for sleep, the Pac-12 will go from two teams to six teams in a few years with Boise State, Colorado State, Fresno State and San Diego State joining Oregon State and Washington State in this exciting six-team league. We still need two more teams to suffice FBS CFP needs, so ... Allstate!

While it may be trap game week across major college football, John Buhler (Staff Writer, FanSided.com) and Cody Williams (Content Director, FanSided.com) continue to be baffled by whatever Billy Napier is trying to do at Florida. When you say you have two quarterbacks, it really means you don't have one.

Also, the boys wrapped up Graphic Design Is My Passion for Buhler's 32 for 35 on his birthday week.

Plus, Antonio rode a furry tractor from Auburn to Corvallis to set us up for a delicious Strife Aquatic.

False Start is as alive as the Pac-12, which is quite the shock to say the very least...

In the wake of Kansas and Notre Dame falling, how good is Oregon really?

As John Buhler (Staff Writer, FanSided.com) and Cody Williams (Content Director, FanSided.com) examined the latest AP Top 25 Poll and forecasted their up-to-date, 12-team College Football Playoff brackets, the Ducks were a hot-button issue throughout.

While Dan Lanning and Will Stein are undeniably safe, the same cannot be said for a handful of other Power Four head coaches.

Also, the boys owned up to what they were idiots about over the course of the first two weeks of the season.

Plus, they commenced Buhler Birthday Week with some Graphic Design Is My Passion. Buhler had Cody in stitches, enough to the point where the newest Schweet 16 will be unveiled on Thursday's show. False Start can't stop, won't stop!

Week 2 gave us the upsets our college football souls crave.

While Kansas did fall to Illinois, who saw Notre Dame losing to Northern Illinois?

After seeing Texas embarrass Michigan in The Big House, the SEC has started to separate from the rest of the Power Four.

John Buhler (Staff Writer, FanSided.com) and Cody Williams (Content Director, FanSided.com) burned the midnight oil for the latest edition of Three Yards and a Cloud of Punt for False Start to wrap up a spectacular Week 2 slate.

The Ain't No Sunshine Showdown could be coming to a TV set near you in late November!

As Florida State stares 0-2 overall, and in ACC play, down the barrel, it has been a barrel of monkey business for Billy Napier at Florida. With their powers combined, 0-3 never looked so sad.

While Michigan won't back down from sitting atop its high horse, Texas might mess with them. The big question is will they wreck them before the dog walk them in The Big House?

Also, John Buhler (Staff Writer, FanSided.com) and Cody Williams (Content Director, FanSided.com) reacted to the second AP Top 25 Poll of the season.

Plus, the boys got Antonio a burner phone before his game of the week. If that wasn't enough, stay for some Just Like Novocaine that tastes Better Than Ezra. That's some good pepperoni. You could say this episode of False Start was Juicy!

Brian Kelly was angry that day, my friends...

After losing a heart-breaker vs. USC in Las Vegas due to mostly self-inflicted mistakes, the Brian Kelly pop year may be more of an idea than a reasonable construct.

For as long as D'Anton Lynn holds up his end of the bargain, USC may be able to hold off the inevitability of Lincoln Riley.

Until then, we must accept that these two teams, the Trojans and the Bayou Bengals, are going to be playoff-viable, no matter the outcome of this primetime affair.

John Buhler (Staff Writer, FanSided.com) and Cody Williams (Content Director, FanSided.com) did their best to put a cap on Week 1's action before they really dive into the next slate of games. False Start is inevitable because this is False Start!

Week 1 lived up to the offseason hype!

While it took a half, Georgia was inevitable vs. Clemson. Carson Beck and the boys outclassed Cade Klubnik and company in a total referendum type of game for Dabo Swinney. Kirby Smart leads the best team in college football, and he knows it!

A little bit south of Atlanta, Cam Ward and the Miami Hurricanes looked the part in wiping the floor with the Florida Gators down in The Swamp. Billy Napier has virtually no chance to the survive the season. His only saving grace might be true freshman quarterback D.J. Lagway.

Although the ACC may not be the least bit good outside of Miami, we still have no earthly idea who is going to end up in the Heisman Trophy race. While guys like Nico Iamaleava and Ashton Jeanty shined, Avery Johnson and Riley Leonard did not look the part. We just need to let this season marinate just a bit.

John Buhler (Staff Writer, FanSided.com) and Cody Williams (Content Director, FanSided.com) burned the midnight oil celebrating Week 1 of the 2024 college football season by going Three Yards and a Cloud of Punt over on False Start.

For the first time ever, False Start After Dark was a thing. It was real and it was spectacular!

We have been doing a college football podcast for one year!

That's right! Season 2 of False Start is officially underway, and the boys could not be more excited about it.

As John Buhler (Staff Writer, FanSided.com) and Cody Williams (Content Director, FanSided.com) revealed their preseason picks to make the expanded 12-team College Football Playoff, their preseason Heisman Trophy ballots and their picks of Power Four coaches who could be gone ... eventually!, they cannot wait for Saturday.

There is a different twist to Just Like Novocaine than what y'all are used from this past offseason. Will Antonio Banderas float on down to Stillwater and ride a pack of dogs, even though he is not exactly sure what Gator the Turtle/Tortoise is?

Death, taxes and False Start. This college football season is going to be fantastic!