Welcome back to a new week of chaos!

BUT! We don’t have our Jadey Bean this week, cause she’s out at the beach for a little get away✨! While we miss the person that brings function to this chaotic silly ol’ time of a podcast!

It is a bit of a shorter episode but that doesn’t take away from the stories in Kali’s individual topic. Brought to you by the letter, U; she tells us a bunch of Uber stories off of our favorite forum site, Reddit! Some are hilarious, some are horrifying, got some short and long, and all others in between.

If you have any stories you wanna share about experiences with Uber/Lyft/Cab services and we’ll share yours, next time we talk about Uber Stories🤭🤷‍♀️! The link to share your stories is listed below! We wanna hear ‘em besties🖤!

Have an amazing chaotic week babes!✨

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Share Your Stories w/ Us:

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeoFJM1Y-Be1epu11nQisIZXFvL4SsyxrTBkJ9K7BqeBjgI-Q/viewform

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Xoxo💋- Kali, Dev, & Jade

We Missed You! Did You Miss Us Chaotic Babes?!🤭✨

Life has been absolutely trying to show us who is boss lately causing us to have to take an unplanned 2 week break. But we are back this week with a whole new episode of your favorite brand of chaos!

We have to put a huge WARNING for anyone with misophonia, because this episode has some great/horrible mouth sounds and we understand if this one is not your vibe! BUT, know that we are trying some great, weird, and international treats! First we try a big snack box from Turkey! It has an assortment of sweet and salty snacks! The link for the box is down below.

Next we Try this week’s flavors of Crumbl Cookies. Unfortunately one of the treats from Crumbl could not be consumed by our favorite little Jadey Bean because it contains some pineapple juice and Jade is allergic. Along with that, Dev has never experienced those that are Crumbl Cookies! Join our adventure of weird faces and mouth sounds🙃👍

As always we love you Chaotic Weirdos & see you next week!🖤

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Snack Box Link: https://www.amazon.com/International-Ultimate-Assortment-Turkish-Universal/dp/B07X1BGLQK/ref=sr_1_7?crid=2HVD8ZQTLIFMR&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.9jzCjK6Obl1eIRrvG_xsDcAPAPRQQasjZpcyxp9oxCRcadpZToMLl7Rt-meRXoyG14VYnOgJ0LDdPPLQCYJr7RbaoTHfYuUIGEu-at1L-RLk0NP-0xAQI6cUI_l1l0NTSLaC8baaZIU7sQhe_bkPhfJwHlcSuVvHz84xOgBf-bLcTSBWRNpAZoIgFBwTXMjl0FbBkxbihRjk2EbzFu8CLQ.CucdGERK5d3CE5AplqyVWzFn44UxhrVDRtRXM7cVXc8&dib_tag=se&keywords=turkey%2Bsnack%2Bbox&qid=1725219270&sprefix=turkey%2Bsnack%2Bbox%2Caps%2C248&sr=8-7&th=1

Don't forget to check out our new Merch!

https://functionalchaosmerch.etsy.com

Follow us on our socials to keep up with new and progressing show information and see more content you can’t find on the pod!

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Thanks for Listening & Watching!

Xoxo💋- Kali, Dev, & Jade

The chaos continues but with everyone's favorite guest, Karl!!

If you’ve missed the other episode’s with Kali’s little sister Karl, have no fear for this episode shall rid you of that deprivation🤭!

On top of the news that Karl got a new cat, we spend about 10 minutes talking about the 2024 Olympics that were going on in Paris and gradually circle back to the olympics near the end, (warning that Kali definitely pronounces Ilona Maher’s name wrong and she is forever going to be embarrassed by her own confident obliviousness😅) for another 5-10 minutes🖤. Also apologies to all the other athletes we didn’t mention from that have made amazing strides and memorable moments.

Now to the main topic that our gorgeous Dev has brought us this week, brought to you by the letter S; Dev talks to us about slugs!! And a little bit of the snails and how they differ from each other. Karl learns a lot about one of the things she hates the most on this Earth.🤭😁There is also talk about slugs mating and a picture is shown just as a warning to listen for that if you aint about seeing the most beautiful mating that will ever exist.

Remember that no matter what you look like or what others thinks you look like, will NEVER define who you are, what you’re capable of, and where you “should” be. We accept you regardless cause everyone else makes it way too deep🖤✨.

Happy Chaotic Week Babes!

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Don't forget to check out our new Merch!

https://functionalchaosmerch.etsy.com

Follow us on our socials to keep up with new and progressing show information and see more content you can’t find on the pod!

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Individual Instagrams: 🩷 kali_for_you 💚 jade_for_you_ 🩵 dev_for_youu

Thanks for Listening & Watching!

Xoxo💋- Kali, Dev, & Jade