Hello Chaotic Babes!

The last episode of season 3 is here and we bring you an hour of weird, hilarious, and wikipedia informative.

The last episode of this season ends with the last letter in our alphabetical wild show, letter Z! It took us way too much brain power to come up with a Z topic, but we finally landed on Zoos!!

Zoos have been a huge topic of conversation lately, with climate change and human intrusion suffocating a lot of wildlife, on top of the two newly born babies that have taken social media by storm, Moo Deng the pygmy hippo and Pesto the penguin! If you have no idea what we’re talking about, don’t worry about it. We will definitely explain it the best we can between cackling and pretending to know things we don’t🤭🙃!

Since this is the end of the season we will be having a season break to plan and get rested up for a whole new season of your favorite chaotic podcast!

See You Next Season!✨

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We missed you Chaotic Babes! 2-weeks of being hit with illness and symptom flares, is not recommended!

But here we are again with a new episode of weird, wild, and wacky! As we get to the end of the season and alphabet, the topics tend to get a bit strange and might be descfribed as “a bit of a stretch”. BUT! It’s our show and we don’t know how to do anything normally! So here we are✨.

This week Kali has her individual topic, brought to you by the letter, Y! She decides to play a little game of Guess That Slang! Dev has to guess the definition of the slang used in the last 123 years of generations! Some you may be familiar with and some are so far out there, it would be interesting to find out how they got started. Alas, this is a bare minimum podcast solely for the purpose of escaping this shit show sandwich called reality!

See You Next Week and Happy Halloween!🖤💋

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**Trigger Warning** this episode has a moment of talking about suicide and we always encourage our listeners to prioritize yourself first. The moment is between the time 50:50 to 55:10. Please skip if you need to🖤.

Happy Chaotic Monday Besties✨!

This week’s episode is brought to you by the letter X for our group topic! Now obviously excuses doesn’t start with an X, but damn this is a hard letter and so we are using it as an excuse to use words that sound like they start with X! Does that make any sense?!🤷‍♀️cool great🙃💋!

Kali tells us the many different definitions of excuses and dives deep into the difference between using an excuse and a reason for something. Along with a personal story of how a pile of excuses affected an important moment😅. Dev brings the best of the episode by talking about the best excuses used from Reddit. Excuses to get out of work, school, relationships, and everyday shenanigans!😂

Have an Amazing Rest of Your Chaotic Week Besties!

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Source:

20 Excuses Most People Make That Stop Them From Reaching Their Dreams

- https://www.lifehack.org/articles/communication/20-excuses-most-people-make-that-stop-them-from-reaching-their-dreams.html

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Good Morning, Good Afternoon, and Good Evening Chaotic Babes!!

This all new episode of your favorite chaotic ladies. We discover at the beginning that Dev hates jokes with this weeks IceBreaker: What’s the best joke you know? We would love to hear yours in the comments! ✨

Ever been thinking with the lights off and wanted to know things about weeds? This week’s individual topic is brought to you by the letter W, and presented by the hilarious and fabulous Dev! If you’re new to the chaos, you will soon learn that Dev loves plants of all shapes and sizes and most of all she loves weeds! No not weed, weeds😂. If you have a negati ve view of weeds, like Kali, this episode will widen your thoughts next time you go to weed your flower beds and gardens.

Hope the rest of your week is incredible!🤭

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What happens when two chaotic weirdos look up things about Vampires on wikipedia? This weeks episode of Functional Chaos!!🤭

It’s another chaotic week without our Jadey Bean, but Kali and Dev are still trying to bring you an hour of escapism of random, laughable weirdness! Episode 74 is brought to you by the letter, V, and the group topic is vampires!!

Kali gives us a few true crime stories that are known for Vampire-ish things in one way of the other. There is a trigger warning that topics of blood, death, SA, misinformation, and cannibalism. We always want you to put yourself first and understand if you need to sit this episode out! We will be here next week for a new topic just as random.😅🤷‍♀️🖤

Dev brings stories of vampires from other cultures. Obviously, we know that wikipedia can not be 100% trusted and we pride ourselves of our transparency of how unserious our podcast is✨ and hope you enjoy where we take conversations, even if we sound dumb as a toad🖤🙃. We love to hear any corrections and do better research later because we do like to learn on our free time and can do better next time.

Have an incredible rest of your Chaotic Week Besties!✨

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Welcome back to a new week of chaos!

BUT! We don’t have our Jadey Bean this week, cause she’s out at the beach for a little get away✨! While we miss the person that brings function to this chaotic silly ol’ time of a podcast!

It is a bit of a shorter episode but that doesn’t take away from the stories in Kali’s individual topic. Brought to you by the letter, U; she tells us a bunch of Uber stories off of our favorite forum site, Reddit! Some are hilarious, some are horrifying, got some short and long, and all others in between.

If you have any stories you wanna share about experiences with Uber/Lyft/Cab services and we’ll share yours, next time we talk about Uber Stories🤭🤷‍♀️! The link to share your stories is listed below! We wanna hear ‘em besties🖤!

Have an amazing chaotic week babes!✨

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We Missed You! Did You Miss Us Chaotic Babes?!🤭✨

Life has been absolutely trying to show us who is boss lately causing us to have to take an unplanned 2 week break. But we are back this week with a whole new episode of your favorite brand of chaos!

We have to put a huge WARNING for anyone with misophonia, because this episode has some great/horrible mouth sounds and we understand if this one is not your vibe! BUT, know that we are trying some great, weird, and international treats! First we try a big snack box from Turkey! It has an assortment of sweet and salty snacks! The link for the box is down below.

Next we Try this week’s flavors of Crumbl Cookies. Unfortunately one of the treats from Crumbl could not be consumed by our favorite little Jadey Bean because it contains some pineapple juice and Jade is allergic. Along with that, Dev has never experienced those that are Crumbl Cookies! Join our adventure of weird faces and mouth sounds🙃👍

As always we love you Chaotic Weirdos & see you next week!🖤

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Snack Box Link: https://www.amazon.com/International-Ultimate-Assortment-Turkish-Universal/dp/B07X1BGLQK/ref=sr_1_7?crid=2HVD8ZQTLIFMR&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.9jzCjK6Obl1eIRrvG_xsDcAPAPRQQasjZpcyxp9oxCRcadpZToMLl7Rt-meRXoyG14VYnOgJ0LDdPPLQCYJr7RbaoTHfYuUIGEu-at1L-RLk0NP-0xAQI6cUI_l1l0NTSLaC8baaZIU7sQhe_bkPhfJwHlcSuVvHz84xOgBf-bLcTSBWRNpAZoIgFBwTXMjl0FbBkxbihRjk2EbzFu8CLQ.CucdGERK5d3CE5AplqyVWzFn44UxhrVDRtRXM7cVXc8&dib_tag=se&keywords=turkey%2Bsnack%2Bbox&qid=1725219270&sprefix=turkey%2Bsnack%2Bbox%2Caps%2C248&sr=8-7&th=1

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The chaos continues but with everyone's favorite guest, Karl!!

If you’ve missed the other episode’s with Kali’s little sister Karl, have no fear for this episode shall rid you of that deprivation🤭!

On top of the news that Karl got a new cat, we spend about 10 minutes talking about the 2024 Olympics that were going on in Paris and gradually circle back to the olympics near the end, (warning that Kali definitely pronounces Ilona Maher’s name wrong and she is forever going to be embarrassed by her own confident obliviousness😅) for another 5-10 minutes🖤. Also apologies to all the other athletes we didn’t mention from that have made amazing strides and memorable moments.

Now to the main topic that our gorgeous Dev has brought us this week, brought to you by the letter S; Dev talks to us about slugs!! And a little bit of the snails and how they differ from each other. Karl learns a lot about one of the things she hates the most on this Earth.🤭😁There is also talk about slugs mating and a picture is shown just as a warning to listen for that if you aint about seeing the most beautiful mating that will ever exist.

Remember that no matter what you look like or what others thinks you look like, will NEVER define who you are, what you’re capable of, and where you “should” be. We accept you regardless cause everyone else makes it way too deep🖤✨.

Happy Chaotic Week Babes!

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Xoxo💋- Kali, Dev, & Jade