Welcome back to a new week of chaos!

BUT! We don’t have our Jadey Bean this week, cause she’s out at the beach for a little get away✨! While we miss the person that brings function to this chaotic silly ol’ time of a podcast!

It is a bit of a shorter episode but that doesn’t take away from the stories in Kali’s individual topic. Brought to you by the letter, U; she tells us a bunch of Uber stories off of our favorite forum site, Reddit! Some are hilarious, some are horrifying, got some short and long, and all others in between.

If you have any stories you wanna share about experiences with Uber/Lyft/Cab services and we’ll share yours, next time we talk about Uber Stories🤭🤷‍♀️! The link to share your stories is listed below! We wanna hear ‘em besties🖤!

Have an amazing chaotic week babes!✨

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Share Your Stories w/ Us:

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We Missed You! Did You Miss Us Chaotic Babes?!🤭✨

Life has been absolutely trying to show us who is boss lately causing us to have to take an unplanned 2 week break. But we are back this week with a whole new episode of your favorite brand of chaos!

We have to put a huge WARNING for anyone with misophonia, because this episode has some great/horrible mouth sounds and we understand if this one is not your vibe! BUT, know that we are trying some great, weird, and international treats! First we try a big snack box from Turkey! It has an assortment of sweet and salty snacks! The link for the box is down below.

Next we Try this week’s flavors of Crumbl Cookies. Unfortunately one of the treats from Crumbl could not be consumed by our favorite little Jadey Bean because it contains some pineapple juice and Jade is allergic. Along with that, Dev has never experienced those that are Crumbl Cookies! Join our adventure of weird faces and mouth sounds🙃👍

As always we love you Chaotic Weirdos & see you next week!🖤

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Snack Box Link: https://www.amazon.com/International-Ultimate-Assortment-Turkish-Universal/dp/B07X1BGLQK/ref=sr_1_7?crid=2HVD8ZQTLIFMR&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.9jzCjK6Obl1eIRrvG_xsDcAPAPRQQasjZpcyxp9oxCRcadpZToMLl7Rt-meRXoyG14VYnOgJ0LDdPPLQCYJr7RbaoTHfYuUIGEu-at1L-RLk0NP-0xAQI6cUI_l1l0NTSLaC8baaZIU7sQhe_bkPhfJwHlcSuVvHz84xOgBf-bLcTSBWRNpAZoIgFBwTXMjl0FbBkxbihRjk2EbzFu8CLQ.CucdGERK5d3CE5AplqyVWzFn44UxhrVDRtRXM7cVXc8&dib_tag=se&keywords=turkey%2Bsnack%2Bbox&qid=1725219270&sprefix=turkey%2Bsnack%2Bbox%2Caps%2C248&sr=8-7&th=1

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The chaos continues but with everyone's favorite guest, Karl!!

If you’ve missed the other episode’s with Kali’s little sister Karl, have no fear for this episode shall rid you of that deprivation🤭!

On top of the news that Karl got a new cat, we spend about 10 minutes talking about the 2024 Olympics that were going on in Paris and gradually circle back to the olympics near the end, (warning that Kali definitely pronounces Ilona Maher’s name wrong and she is forever going to be embarrassed by her own confident obliviousness😅) for another 5-10 minutes🖤. Also apologies to all the other athletes we didn’t mention from that have made amazing strides and memorable moments.

Now to the main topic that our gorgeous Dev has brought us this week, brought to you by the letter S; Dev talks to us about slugs!! And a little bit of the snails and how they differ from each other. Karl learns a lot about one of the things she hates the most on this Earth.🤭😁There is also talk about slugs mating and a picture is shown just as a warning to listen for that if you aint about seeing the most beautiful mating that will ever exist.

Remember that no matter what you look like or what others thinks you look like, will NEVER define who you are, what you’re capable of, and where you “should” be. We accept you regardless cause everyone else makes it way too deep🖤✨.

Happy Chaotic Week Babes!

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We Back Chaotic Nerds!

We are missing Jade this week because she is sitting on some animals all week🙃 so Kali and Dev are going to bring you your topic inspired by the letter, R. 😁Though there is no function to this chaos, they deliver on this ADHD brain relatable episode about just random shiz!

It is a groups topic! While Kali brings us a combination of something that has her pissed, something hilarious, and a relatable story about her sister; Dev gives us a boiling pot of random things that start with R, which is absolutely above and beyond the assignment and we looooove it!🤭

Hope This Episode Helps Jump Start Your Chaotic Monday Babes!

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Check out the sourced article about Charolette the Sting Ray & the Government Cheese Caves:

- https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2024/05/31/charlotte-the-stingray-reproductive-disease/73923031007/

- https://www.farmlinkproject.org/stories-and-features/cheese-caves-and-food-surpluses-why-the-u-s-government-currently-stores-1-4-billion-lbs-of-cheese

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Happy Chaotic Monday Babes!🖤

In casual Functional Chaos fashion we switch our studio location this week, cause Kali’s a/c broke and her room was the only room with the portable a/c in it. So here we are, apologies for the terrible lighting for those watching this weeks episode, her room needs a serious makeover🤭🙃🤷‍♀️.

Aside from the visual, our audio was finally working (other than the first minute) this week so we deep dove into Jade’s individual topic this week, brought to you by the letter Q! Earlier in the week Jade had the whole crew take a personality Quiz and we analyze them for you online!✨Spoiler Alert: Jade calls Dev & Kali boring for their results!😂

Tho this is a shorter episode, we hope it scratched your chaotic nerve to get you through your week besties!💋

Fell Free to the free online 16 Personalities test to find your lettershttps://www.16personalities.com/

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Hey! Disclaimer! 🤭

As you can hopefully tell by the title of this episode, this chaotic trio is shamelessly talking about periods! So if you’re not a bestie that wants to hear non-professional, professional uterus owners talk about their experiences with period based diseases, birth control, and the weird unnecessary shame that surrounds something half of the world's population has or does experience naturally!

This weeks episode is brought to you by the letter P! Kali starts off the group topic by talking about endometriosis and her own experience with it. The struggles of getting it diagnosed and how common it is among the owners of uteruses. Dev takes us to talking about PCOS (poly-cystic ovarian syndrome) and her own experiences with having it. She also gives us some insight on something she’s just finding out about called PMDD (premenstrual dysphoric disorder) and how she relates to the symptoms of this and how underdiagnosed these illnesses are. Jade finishes us off with talking to us about birth control. Birth control is such a HUGE part of periods, and it’s very important to know what your options are, the effectiveness, and side effects. We also discuss our own experiences with birth control. In no way is this to discourage you from any of them or to say that our experiences will be your experiences. It’s always important to find a doctor that you feel comfortable talking about these things with!

On a less serious note, we are the most non-experts, non-professional, people to be getting true, hard factual, non-wikipedia, information from, so if that is what you’re here for I’m afraid you might be set up to fail. You’ll definitely laugh tho brother! 👍

As always have an amazing Chaotic Week Besties!✨

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Hey Chaotic Besties!

We have to start this description with a warning and apology🤷‍♀️😅… There was a super embarrassing error made on Kali’s part🤭😅with the audio; so this means the audio was recorded on the phone rather tha through our normal microphones. While extremely embarrassing, I will say it is very on brand for us 😅! What are you gonna do😂. So so sorry, I hope you can forgive us🙃💋!

This week is brought to you by the letter, O, and it’s Kali’s individual topic! Kali tells us the horrifyingly thrilling story of an incident that happened in Portland, Oregon’s local amusement park called, Oaks Park. The ride, called the AtmosFEAR, that swings and spins you upside down, got stuck UPSIDE DOWN for 30 minutes! You will hear all the insane details from Kali and the best commentary from you other chaotic queens, Dev & Jade!✨

Let’s pray to the chaotic gods this audio shit never happens again😅! Have a great chaotic week besties!

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This week we come back after a much needed week off. Kali had an accident last week that prevented the episode from being edited and released! We hope you can forgive us with this extra special edition of Functional Chaos!

Not really but it’s longer than the episode have been in a while 😅🤷‍♀️! BUT, we do have a chaotic little game for you; brought to you by the letter N, we play the spin-off version of a very commonly known game called, The Newly-Friend Game! We ask each other question to determine how well we know our own best friends (each other)🤭. I think it’s safe to say you can guess how that goes😂. And if you can’t, well I guess you better watch/listen and find out!

Have the most amazing chaotic week besties!!

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