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Ever wondered if Scorpios need more than a whisper to unwind? We kick off this witty episode with a playful jab at ASMR, speculating on whether Valium might be more up a Scorpio's alley. Micah and Vanessa share personal tales of grappling with addictive phone games and the comedic chaos of parenting, all framed by the mysterious traits of Scorpio season. With laughing fits and a healthy dose of skepticism, we promise to keep you entertained as we navigate the intense emotional waters of this astrological time.

Our journey doesn't stop at stardust; we also explore the captivating world of crystals and charms. From exquisite Moldavite earrings to the calming vibes of Veracruz amethyst, discover how these gems become our allies in the face of life's pressures. We'll share quirky anecdotes about using herbs like rosemary and basil—not just for cooking, but as magical tools akin to adobo seasoning in witchcraft. Whether you're a skeptic or a crystal enthusiast, these tales of mystical synergy are sure to enchant.

As we wrap up our cosmic exploration, we dive into the intricacies of relationship communication with a twist of tarot. From the balancing act of the Two of Pentacles to the transformative power of Scorpio's energy, unlock insights tailored to your zodiac sign. We journey through the astrological landscape, providing guidance and a glimpse of what's to come as we transition into Sagittarius season. Plus, get the scoop on how to connect with us on social media—don't miss out on joining our vibrant community and sharing your own Scorpio season stories!

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Ever wondered why Libras are often seen as charming but indecisive? Join us as we explore the complexities of Libra season with humor and candor. Vanessa shares her unique perspective on how avoiding dating Libras might have altered her love life, while we recount personal stories of Libra friends and family members that reveal their multifaceted nature. From a passive yet volatile Libra brother to a charismatic cousin, we navigate the stereotypes and traits that make Libras both captivating and frustrating.

Our journey continues with a humorous tale of a flirtatious Libra at Ruby Tuesday and the trials of Virgo season, including a sick pet and a theft incident. Despite these challenges, we celebrate the successes of our astrology and tarot business, highlighting the joy found in small triumphs. Listen in for candid reflections on life's ups and downs, offering a relatable and entertaining glimpse into our daily experiences.

As we gear up for the spooky season, excitement builds for Halloween decorations and a special candle magic episode. Vanessa dives into justice magic for Libra season, sharing her expertise on curse reversals and divine justice using candles and herbs. We also delve into horary astrology, providing practical steps for determining outcomes of legal cases, job interviews, and more. The episode wraps up with insightful tarot readings for various zodiac signs, focusing on themes of protection, peace, and personal growth. Get ready for an episode packed with laughter, magic, and astrological wisdom!

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Can unconventional self-care practices really make a difference? Join us on this captivating episode of Half-Assed Witchery where we celebrate the start of Virgo season with a bang! From Vanessa's exciting news about her metaphysical shop possibly being crowned the best in Tucson, to the buzz around her Tattoo Tarot Thursday event, the energy is high. Micah takes a trip down memory lane, cherishing her niece's milestone of starting high school and shares her plans to clear up her schedule for more readings in 2024. We also emphasize the importance of supporting our work and staying connected through our various services.

Sleep, budgets, and steam rooms—oh my! Self-care takes center stage as Vanessa delves into her love for sleep, aided by her luxurious mattress, in managing her hyposomnia. Micah finds solace in financial planning, budgeting, and the oddly satisfying sponge-squeezing ASMR videos. We discuss the therapeutic benefits of steam rooms and therapy sessions, all while sharing a few laughs about the quirks of our self-care routines. It’s a chapter full of relatable moments and unique tips that underscore how even the simplest activities contribute to our overall well-being.

As we navigate through the cosmos, we bring you an astrological forecast for Virgo season 2024. Prepare for Mercury's transition into Virgo and the Full Moon Lunar Eclipse in Pisces. We also provide tarot scopes for each zodiac sign, offering guidance and insights to help you make the most of this season. Lastly, don’t miss where you can find us online and in person for tarot readings and other services, ensuring you stay connected with us for even more updates and insights. Tune in for a magical blend of personal stories, cosmic wisdom, and practical advice!

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