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Ever wondered if Scorpios need more than a whisper to unwind? We kick off this witty episode with a playful jab at ASMR, speculating on whether Valium might be more up a Scorpio's alley. Micah and Vanessa share personal tales of grappling with addictive phone games and the comedic chaos of parenting, all framed by the mysterious traits of Scorpio season. With laughing fits and a healthy dose of skepticism, we promise to keep you entertained as we navigate the intense emotional waters of this astrological time.

Our journey doesn't stop at stardust; we also explore the captivating world of crystals and charms. From exquisite Moldavite earrings to the calming vibes of Veracruz amethyst, discover how these gems become our allies in the face of life's pressures. We'll share quirky anecdotes about using herbs like rosemary and basil—not just for cooking, but as magical tools akin to adobo seasoning in witchcraft. Whether you're a skeptic or a crystal enthusiast, these tales of mystical synergy are sure to enchant.

As we wrap up our cosmic exploration, we dive into the intricacies of relationship communication with a twist of tarot. From the balancing act of the Two of Pentacles to the transformative power of Scorpio's energy, unlock insights tailored to your zodiac sign. We journey through the astrological landscape, providing guidance and a glimpse of what's to come as we transition into Sagittarius season. Plus, get the scoop on how to connect with us on social media—don't miss out on joining our vibrant community and sharing your own Scorpio season stories!

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Ever wondered why Libras are often seen as charming but indecisive? Join us as we explore the complexities of Libra season with humor and candor. Vanessa shares her unique perspective on how avoiding dating Libras might have altered her love life, while we recount personal stories of Libra friends and family members that reveal their multifaceted nature. From a passive yet volatile Libra brother to a charismatic cousin, we navigate the stereotypes and traits that make Libras both captivating and frustrating.

Our journey continues with a humorous tale of a flirtatious Libra at Ruby Tuesday and the trials of Virgo season, including a sick pet and a theft incident. Despite these challenges, we celebrate the successes of our astrology and tarot business, highlighting the joy found in small triumphs. Listen in for candid reflections on life's ups and downs, offering a relatable and entertaining glimpse into our daily experiences.

As we gear up for the spooky season, excitement builds for Halloween decorations and a special candle magic episode. Vanessa dives into justice magic for Libra season, sharing her expertise on curse reversals and divine justice using candles and herbs. We also delve into horary astrology, providing practical steps for determining outcomes of legal cases, job interviews, and more. The episode wraps up with insightful tarot readings for various zodiac signs, focusing on themes of protection, peace, and personal growth. Get ready for an episode packed with laughter, magic, and astrological wisdom!

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Can unconventional self-care practices really make a difference? Join us on this captivating episode of Half-Assed Witchery where we celebrate the start of Virgo season with a bang! From Vanessa's exciting news about her metaphysical shop possibly being crowned the best in Tucson, to the buzz around her Tattoo Tarot Thursday event, the energy is high. Micah takes a trip down memory lane, cherishing her niece's milestone of starting high school and shares her plans to clear up her schedule for more readings in 2024. We also emphasize the importance of supporting our work and staying connected through our various services.

Sleep, budgets, and steam rooms—oh my! Self-care takes center stage as Vanessa delves into her love for sleep, aided by her luxurious mattress, in managing her hyposomnia. Micah finds solace in financial planning, budgeting, and the oddly satisfying sponge-squeezing ASMR videos. We discuss the therapeutic benefits of steam rooms and therapy sessions, all while sharing a few laughs about the quirks of our self-care routines. It’s a chapter full of relatable moments and unique tips that underscore how even the simplest activities contribute to our overall well-being.

As we navigate through the cosmos, we bring you an astrological forecast for Virgo season 2024. Prepare for Mercury's transition into Virgo and the Full Moon Lunar Eclipse in Pisces. We also provide tarot scopes for each zodiac sign, offering guidance and insights to help you make the most of this season. Lastly, don’t miss where you can find us online and in person for tarot readings and other services, ensuring you stay connected with us for even more updates and insights. Tune in for a magical blend of personal stories, cosmic wisdom, and practical advice!

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Could a lavish Great Gatsby-themed birthday party reveal more about our family dynamics than we anticipated? Join us as we recount the glitz, glam, and emotional weight of my mom's 55th birthday celebration at the 1899 Social Club. This milestone was particularly poignant because her siblings never reached this age, prompting reflections on life, loss, and the future. We'll also unpack the complexities of my sister's relationship with her Sudanese Muslim boyfriend, who keeps their two-year romance a secret from his family due to traditional views on arranged marriages. What does this mean for their future together?

Next, we're diving into the ever-controversial world of TikTok and cultural appropriation within spiritual practices. Remember the WitchTok craze during quarantine? It brought us eerie targeted ads and a newfound interest in bone collecting, but it also raised significant questions about privacy and tech influence. We'll dissect a particular controversy where a white TikTok creator claimed to channel the African deity Oshun, only to be corrected by a voodoo priestess. This incident opens up a broader conversation about cultural sensitivity and respect in modern spiritual practices.

Finally, we navigate the thorny topic of inclusion in traditionally closed spiritual practices like Espiritismo and Santeria. Can white people genuinely be part of these communities, especially in today's charged political climate? We'll share personal anecdotes, debate authenticity versus performativity, and offer tarot readings for Leo season. From the Empress card symbolizing abundance for Leo to the Death card signaling transformations for Pisces, we've got astrological insights that promise to guide and entertain. So sit back, relax, and get ready for a whirlwind episode filled with thought-provoking discussions and a touch of light-hearted banter.

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Ever wondered if screaming in the woods might be the therapy you didn't know you needed? Join us in the latest episode of Half-Ass Witchery as we uncover the emotional tides of Cancer season, diving into primal therapy and the therapeutic freedom of letting out a good yell where only bears can hear you. We also share a raw and candid story about a workplace affair gone wrong, emphasizing the importance of keeping personal and professional lives separate to maintain emotional and professional well-being.

Get ready to laugh and relate in "Millennial Musings and Magic Manifestations," where we navigate the ups and downs of daily life. From job hunting and moving houses to the serendipity of recurring tarot cards at a graduation party, this chapter is packed with the trials and triumphs of modern witchy life. Vanessa spills the tea on her latest tattoos, the significance of communication in relationships, and her excitement for Tucson Trades. Plus, discover the success behind our first Mystic Mingle event and our creative ideas for future gatherings, including mouth-watering stuffed marshmallows with graham cracker crumbs.

Finally, we blend spirituality and business in "Unlocking Tarot and Astrology Mastery" and "Navigating Astrology and Tarot Readings." Hear success stories of turning spiritual gifts into profitable ventures and the value of viewing money as an energy exchange. We offer practical advice on starting small, expanding your client base, and using social media to build your brand. Our discussions also touch on family dynamics, generational wealth, and the complexities of astrological compatibility, leaving you with insights and heartfelt moments that resonate long after the episode ends.

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Can you handle the energetic whirlwind of Gemini season? Get ready to celebrate with Vanessa as she shares her electrifying birthday plans, featuring gluten-free, vegan snickerdoodle cookies and her magical business, Bella Bruja. We dive into the joyous chaos of Gemini multitasking, as Micah updates us on her new teaching adventure, her upcoming journey to Georgia for an aerial rig, and her dedication to health and cleanliness. Plus, Vanessa's daughter is heading to high school, bringing another layer of excitement to our lively discussions.

Ever wondered about the thrill and symbolism behind flash tattoos of astrological birth charts? Join us as we explore the significance of sun and moon signs in personal symbolism and the curious challenges of debating with Geminis. Vanessa reveals her tried-and-true strategies for navigating arguments with Geminis, with a special shoutout to Virgo's impeccable fact-checking skills. We also liken Gemini’s knowledge-gathering to a hummingbird collecting nectar, highlighting their knack for breadth over depth in understanding.

Immerse yourself in the magic of astrology and witchcraft as we concoct homemade money oil and share our social media reel experiences. Discover the deep bonds with Cancer signs and pets, reflect on relationships with Cancer partners, and explore how witchcraft and astrology intertwine. Tune in for spirited tarot readings tailored for various zodiac signs during Gemini season, and get personalized advice for navigating this dynamic time. Stay connected with us online, join our tarot reading parties, and support our enchanting journey through Half-Assed Witchery. Don't miss this spellbinding episode!

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Ever wanted to explore the whimsical and earthy realm of Taurus season with a dash of witchy wisdom? Join Micah and Vanessa as they unfurl the velvet blanket of the stars, guiding you through a sensual constellation of topics from the magical to the mundane. As Vanessa, the Taurus moon enchantress, serenades us with her insights, we promise you'll discover new ways to indulge in the season's pleasures—from crafting hex-breaking bath bombs to finding the perfect dildo, and yes, we've got recommendations!

Amidst the Taurus talk, we're spilling some serious tea on everything from podcast editing software woes to the juicy rumor about Raven-Symoné that's taken TikTok by storm. Imagine a kitchen where your spaghetti sauce isn't just delicious, it's enchanted—yep, we're stirring in a pinch of provocative kitchen witchery for good measure. And as the night draws in, we let you in on our intimate bedtime rituals, because who doesn't love a good facial massage or a story to lull you into dreamland?

But it's not just Taurus season we're celebrating; we're pulling tarot cards for all the zodiac signs, teasing out the cosmic forecasts from Scorpio's transformative hot girl summer to Pisces' impending victories. So, whether you're trying to navigate the tricky waters of Mercury retrograde or looking for a little celestial guidance to light your way, wrap yourself in a blanket of stars and tune in. You might just find the inspiration to sprinkle a little more intention into your daily grind.

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Ever felt the fiery stirrings of Aries season urging you to make bold moves? Well, Vanessa and I have just the potion for your cosmic cravings. Step into the Half-Ass Witchery realm where we kick off the Astrological New Year with a bang—or should I say, a spark? Explore personal tales of Aries-inspired confrontations, the allure of the moon market, and witchy wares that unveil the creative pulse of our community. It's an honest spill of tea on how we're navigating the tempestuous energies, from managing work challenges to the impulse to react, all while honoring the tranquil vibes of the season past.

As the cauldron bubbles, we tread into the shadowy nuances of hexing, where ethics dance with intent. Do you dare to sprinkle hot foot powder or personalize a hex with a target's picture? Discover how anger can be transmuted from fiery destruction to constructive creation, fittingly resonant with Aries' bold spirit. Plus, we share our own code of witchy conduct, because who doesn't love a good ethical guideline to keep the hexes in check?

Finally, we'll whisk you away on an enlightening broom ride over the intersections of herbology and crystal correspondences in the art of hexing. I'll reveal how basil and Mars-attuned gems like bloodstone and garnet empower us in this assertive season. As we wrap up, Vanessa and I beckon you to connect on social media and dive into our new website for astrological and tarot delights, emphasizing the continuous cycle of growth and self-discovery that propels both our practice and this podcast. Get ready to embrace the new chapter that beckons as Aries takes the lead!

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