This week Maddie and Chloe find themselves on two different coasts, but that won't stop these bloodhounds from putting their noses where they don't belong. Follow along as our two little improvisers say "yes, and" and apply the Nose Candy perfume rating system to a suite of completely random household objects! Whether you like huffing paint, smelling pens or sniffing glue, this noxious little ep will leave you short of breath and high on life!

(Reminder: Maddie and Chloe are NOT role models. Please do not try this at home)

Fragrances(?) Discussed:

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Serge Lutens Nuit de Cellophane

Comme Des Garçons 2011 EDP

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BIG NEWS! Your favorite lil stinkers launched a Patreon!

This is a short preview of a bonus episode that's available in full on Patreon. Subscribers will get main eps a day early, weekly bonus content, and more!

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Okay you little spendthrifts: think you can sniff out a drugstore cheapie from a top shelf nichie? For this bonus episode Chloe puts Maddie to the test, asking her to guess the price range for a selection of secret frags. Listen in as they discuss the value of a bitchy little violet, a Garnier standby, and a floral frag that smells like nothing. Whether you're a penny-pincher or a frivolous franny this is one budget bonus ep you will not want to miss!

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Put your deuces up and get ready to spice up your life because this week your favorite gender separatists are subverting the dominant paradigm to talk about must-have girl power scents. Listen in as Maddie and Chloe tie on their pink pussy hats to sniff a hyper-femme floriental, a lesbian-coded powder puss frag, and a perfume that smells like a porno. These two are closing their legs (finally) and widening the gender gap just in time for a no-boys-allowed episode you will not want to miss!

Fragrances Discussed:

Drakkar Noir by Guy Laroche

Delina by Parfums de Marley

Comme Des Garçons Original

Attaquer le Soleil by Etat Libre D'Orange

M/Mink by Byredo

Sticky Fingers by Francesca Bianchi

Akro Ink

Coven by Andrea Maack

Gothic I Loree Rodkin

Tempo by Diptyque

Angel by Mugler

Ma Bête by Eris

Rien by Etat Libre D'Orange

Delta of venus by Eris

Joy by Jean Patou

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