This week Maddie and Chloe find themselves on two different coasts, but that won't stop these bloodhounds from putting their noses where they don't belong. Follow along as our two little improvisers say "yes, and" and apply the Nose Candy perfume rating system to a suite of completely random household objects! Whether you like huffing paint, smelling pens or sniffing glue, this noxious little ep will leave you short of breath and high on life!

(Reminder: Maddie and Chloe are NOT role models. Please do not try this at home)

Fragrances(?) Discussed:

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Serge Lutens Nuit de Cellophane

Comme Des Garçons 2011 EDP

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Okay you little spendthrifts: think you can sniff out a drugstore cheapie from a top shelf nichie? For this bonus episode Chloe puts Maddie to the test, asking her to guess the price range for a selection of secret frags. Listen in as they discuss the value of a bitchy little violet, a Garnier standby, and a floral frag that smells like nothing. Whether you're a penny-pincher or a frivolous franny this is one budget bonus ep you will not want to miss!

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Put your deuces up and get ready to spice up your life because this week your favorite gender separatists are subverting the dominant paradigm to talk about must-have girl power scents. Listen in as Maddie and Chloe tie on their pink pussy hats to sniff a hyper-femme floriental, a lesbian-coded powder puss frag, and a perfume that smells like a porno. These two are closing their legs (finally) and widening the gender gap just in time for a no-boys-allowed episode you will not want to miss!

Fragrances Discussed:

Drakkar Noir by Guy Laroche

Delina by Parfums de Marley

Comme Des Garçons Original

Attaquer le Soleil by Etat Libre D'Orange

M/Mink by Byredo

Sticky Fingers by Francesca Bianchi

Akro Ink

Coven by Andrea Maack

Gothic I Loree Rodkin

Tempo by Diptyque

Angel by Mugler

Ma Bête by Eris

Rien by Etat Libre D'Orange

Delta of venus by Eris

Joy by Jean Patou

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This week the Nose Candy gals are joined by White Smellephant collaborator and bestie Abdi Taslimi to talk about the smell of sweat, the perfume of pussy juice, the bouquet of blood, and the stink of shit. The genius artist working in perfume sat down with Maddie and Chloe to Let The Bodies Hit The Floor, sharing their favorite scents that recall the beautiful rainbow of human secretions. Whether you're looking to smell like a barnyard, a bellybutton, baby batter, bile, or simply a butthole, this is one damp, humid, dripping, viscous episode you will not want to miss!

Want even more of the stylish, smart, and sexy Abdi Taslimi? Run and follow him on insta at @marzipanworld. Abdi is also on the hunt for Akigalawood, a synthetic molecule fractionated from patchouli oil. Know how he could get some? Shoot him a DM!

Fragrances Discussed:

Drakkar Noir by Guy Laroche

Le Labo Rose 31

Mardi Gras by Olympic Orchids

Wavechild by Room 1015

Celeste by Giardini di Toscana

4711 Eau de Cologne

Eau d'Hermes

Diorama by Dior

Diorella by Dior

Diorissimo by Dior

Rochas Femme

Frederic Malle le Parfum de Therese

Terre d'Hermes

Aromatics Elixir by Clinique

L'Autre by Diptyque

Tom Ford Oud Wood

Cherry Punk by Room 1015

La Tsarine by Senyoko

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Do you smell like an asset or a liability? This week Maddie and Chloe are diversifying their portfolios, consolidating their debts, and leveraging their Guru with Broke Bitch Juice just in time for a very special solo ep about the scent of money. Follow these two from the dregs of Duane Reade, to the annals of Amazon, to the shiny floor of the department store for insider tips on how to best allocate your fragrance funds. Whether you're ready to blow the wad on the smell of laundry with skid marks, or looking to save your shekels for a perfume named after nothing, this is a blue chip episode with a very high rate of annual return.

Fragrances discussed:

Accident à la Vanille- Crème de la Berry by Jousset

Angel by Mugler

Gap Dream

Victoria Secret Love Spell

Celine Black Tie

La Danza delle Libellule by Nobile 1942

Delina by Parfums de Marly

Narcotic v by Nasomatto

Halston

Choco Musk by Al-Rehab

Rien by Etat Libre D'Orange

Sticky Fingers by Francesca Bianchi

Mardi Gras by Olympic Orchids

Tropic of Capricorn by Olympic Orchids

Jungle Jezebel by Sarah Baker

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Grab your beaker and tare your scale because the Nose Candy ladies are back in the lab to talk about the science of scent. This week Maddie and Chloe are joined by genius artist and aroma chemist Sean Raspet to discuss the process of creating a scent on the molecular level, and to sniff through some of Sean's unreleased fragrance molecules. That means they're talking about everything from the scent of seafaring melon, to floral formaldehyde, to eau de air conditioning. Whether you want to smell like ethical manufacturing practices, a "mystery" Starburst flavor or the scent of betrayal, this is one atomic episode you will not want to miss!

Want even more Sean Raspet? Visit patina.earth to learn more about his work in new fragrance molecule design, follow him at @patina.earth and @seanraspet and email him at sean@patina.earth!

Fragrances discussed:

Ganymede by by Marc-Antoine Barrois

Chanel #5

Aromatics Elixir by Clinique

Angel by Mugler

Loverdose by Diesel

Philosykos by Diptyque

Santal 33 by Le Labo

Carnal Flower by Frederic Malle

Rose Tonnerre by Frederic Malle

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Ever wonder the perfumes beautiful brunette women wear when they want to freak it? This week the Nose Candy gals are dressed to the nines and sharing the Freakum Frags they pull out when they want to show out. Whether you're back on the dating circuit, baring it all on stage, or just want to feel you puss deep down in your soul, your girls are sharing the scents they wear when the clock strikes freak o'clock. Follow along as Maddie buys a fvck-me frock in Freakonos and gets Naked and Afraid in Griffith Park while Chloe preps for her show at Zebulon (August 14th!) and serves cvnt in a purple pussy perfume. Get ready to dress up, bless up, and remember: When in doubt Freakum out!

Fragrances discussed:

Rien by Etat Libre d'Orange

Comme des Garçons by Comme des Garçons

Celine Black Tie

Mancera Tonka Cola

Angel Nova by Mugler

Gorseland by Jorum Studio

Akro Smoke

Fraaagola Saalaaata by Hilde Soliani

Jungle Jezebel by Sarah Baker

Tropic of Capricorn by Olympic Orchids

NOP Perfume by UFO Parfums x Dirt x Are.na

Attaquer le Soliel by Etat Libre d'Orange

Encre Noire by Lalique

Ecrin de Fumee by Serge Lutens

Tom Ford Tobacco Vanille

Celine Bois Dormant

Chance by Chanel

Mademoiselle by Chanel

Gabrielle by Chanel

Violetta di Bosco by Profumi di Firenze

Pink Bedroom Oil by Marissa Zappas

Celeste by Giardini di Toscana

Guerlain Insolence

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While the rest of you have been celebrating brat summer, Team Nose Candy has taken BRAT diet summer international. That means bananas, rice, applesauce, and toast for your gals, who are not only snatched to the gods but suffering from extreme digestive distress! When better than dealing with diverticulitis to discuss the palliative perfumes that soothe the soul (and the GI tract)? Are you on the hunt for a changing table frag? What about a key lime pie scent? Care for a synagogue cookie? Whether you've been gorging on gluten, have invited coronavirus back into your life, or are coming down from a Txakolina-fueled bender, this antibiotic episode is a warm dose of Mylanta for the SIBO soul!

Fragrances discussed:

Comme des Garçons Marseille

NOP Perfume by UFO Parfums x Dirt x Are.na

Fracas by Piguet

Celine Black Tie

Totally White by Parle-Moi de Parfum

J'Adore Dior

Serge Lutens Nuit de Cellophane

Serge Lutens Ecrin de Fumée

Serge Lutens Jeux de Peau

Serge Lutens l'Orpheline

Serge Lutens Chergui

Serge Lutens Ambre Sultan

Comme Des Garçons by Comme Des Garçons

Attaquer le Soleil by Etat Libre D'Orange

Akro Ink

Oui Plus by Kyse

Theodoros Kalotinis Lemon Tart

Theodoros Kalotinis Coffee Addict

Michael Jordan Legend

Theodoros Kalotinis Cherry Powder

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