Week four of the NFL season is over and the Minnesota Vikings are the best team in football. Sam Darnold looks elite while simultaneously clearing a path for Justin Jefferson to cement his case for being the best wide receiver in football. Robert Salah is now 20-35 as an NFL Head Coach. The experiment is over. The show is over. The cast is tired. Bill Belichick made slight remarks about Jerod Mayo over the weekend in context to his theoretical plan for the Patriots if he was still the sheriff. For this reason alone I'm buying stock in Belichick taking over the Jets' job sooner rather than later. Rob Salah is fired and replaced by Bill Belichick all out of Belichick's incalculable level of disdain for Bob Kraft and the Patriots. The 49ers unconvincingly beat the Patriots this week in a game that should've been over by halftime if the 49ers are genuine contenders. Jayden Daniels is a top-five quarterback in football through the first four weeks of the season. Rashee Rice going down with the injury casts away any potential Kansas City postseason run as it became glaringly evident that the entire team was subconsciously contingent on Patrick Mahomes' number one target. The glue is no longer, particularly when considering the bizarre last year that Travis Kelce has had. The NFC is a shitshow. I'm buying all in on Detroit.

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