Buckle up for Pool House’s 2nd Castiversary, where Alex and Kelsey unleash unhinged chaos and raw heart! We roast Biden’s cancer news (1:17:40), yeet Musk with a chancla (3:33), and rage for Adriana Smith’s justice (49:01). Alex spills on five months sober, a new work crush’s “butterflies” (39:36), and buries old ghosts for good (32:06). From chicken jockey slurs (0:00) to Disney’s Lilo and Stitch flop (1:06:01), this pivotal episode is our wildest yet.

What’s Inside:

• Castiversary Vibes (26:25): Two years of Pool House! From 2022’s “lost” chaos to 2025’s clarity, we’ve ditched booze for growth.
• Adriana Smith Advocacy (49:01): We call out Georgia’s heartbeat bill for turning a Black woman into a “science experiment,” demanding justice.
• Closure (32:06): Alex names the manipulation game, finding sober closure and leaving toxic pasts behind.
• Sober Butterflies (39:36): Five months sober, Alex feels “sparkly” with a work crush, proving joy’s back without chasing it.
• Disney Crash-Out (1:06:01): We shred the Lilo and Stitch live-action mess—whitewashed Nani, no heart, just greed.
• Unhinged Bits: Chicken jockey slurs (0:00), Trump’s ass fax (1:20:07), and butt plug HR chaos (20:32) keep it Pool House wild.

Joe Biden’s cancer news gets the Pool House treatment—snarky riffs, Elon Musk takedowns, and Alex’s sobriety glow-up. Chaos, laughs, and real talk ensue.

Yo, Pool House squad, buckle up for The Cooter Cold War—the most unhinged episode of The Pool House with Alex and Kelsey yet! It’s us, Alex (rocking a fresh, non-emo brown hair vibe) and Kelsey (battling couch dogs and flower budgets), serving up comedy podcast gold. We’re spilling tea on everything—Mother’s Day nightclub chaos (shoutout to the Latinas stealing the show), Kanye’s Nazi spiral, and Trump’s alleged diaper disasters (yep, we’re going there). Plus, we get real about life’s heavy hits—grief, boundaries, and feeling like an egg ready to crack. From Bonnie Blue’s thousand-man saga to Jordan Peterson’s trans tantrums, we’re ranting, laughing, and crying (almost) through it all. This ain’t just a podcast; it’s a raw, hilarious rollercoaster of 2025’s wildest takes. Subscribe, vibe with us, and join the Pool House fam for more unfiltered comedy, pop culture shade, and human-as-hell moments.