Buckle up for Pool House’s 2nd Castiversary, where Alex and Kelsey unleash unhinged chaos and raw heart! We roast Biden’s cancer news (1:17:40), yeet Musk with a chancla (3:33), and rage for Adriana Smith’s justice (49:01). Alex spills on five months sober, a new work crush’s “butterflies” (39:36), and buries old ghosts for good (32:06). From chicken jockey slurs (0:00) to Disney’s Lilo and Stitch flop (1:06:01), this pivotal episode is our wildest yet.

What’s Inside:

• Castiversary Vibes (26:25): Two years of Pool House! From 2022’s “lost” chaos to 2025’s clarity, we’ve ditched booze for growth.
• Adriana Smith Advocacy (49:01): We call out Georgia’s heartbeat bill for turning a Black woman into a “science experiment,” demanding justice.
• Closure (32:06): Alex names the manipulation game, finding sober closure and leaving toxic pasts behind.
• Sober Butterflies (39:36): Five months sober, Alex feels “sparkly” with a work crush, proving joy’s back without chasing it.
• Disney Crash-Out (1:06:01): We shred the Lilo and Stitch live-action mess—whitewashed Nani, no heart, just greed.
• Unhinged Bits: Chicken jockey slurs (0:00), Trump’s ass fax (1:20:07), and butt plug HR chaos (20:32) keep it Pool House wild.

Joe Biden’s cancer news gets the Pool House treatment—snarky riffs, Elon Musk takedowns, and Alex’s sobriety glow-up. Chaos, laughs, and real talk ensue.

Yo, Pool House squad, buckle up for The Cooter Cold War—the most unhinged episode of The Pool House with Alex and Kelsey yet! It’s us, Alex (rocking a fresh, non-emo brown hair vibe) and Kelsey (battling couch dogs and flower budgets), serving up comedy podcast gold. We’re spilling tea on everything—Mother’s Day nightclub chaos (shoutout to the Latinas stealing the show), Kanye’s Nazi spiral, and Trump’s alleged diaper disasters (yep, we’re going there). Plus, we get real about life’s heavy hits—grief, boundaries, and feeling like an egg ready to crack. From Bonnie Blue’s thousand-man saga to Jordan Peterson’s trans tantrums, we’re ranting, laughing, and crying (almost) through it all. This ain’t just a podcast; it’s a raw, hilarious rollercoaster of 2025’s wildest takes. Subscribe, vibe with us, and join the Pool House fam for more unfiltered comedy, pop culture shade, and human-as-hell moments.

Buckle up, you glorious weirdos, for another unhinged dive into The Pool House with Alex and Kelsey! We’re serving piping-hot 2025 tea, starting with Honey Boo Boo’s Lifetime biopic that’s got us shook—Alana Thompson spilling her truth while we clutch our pearls over Mama June’s money-grubbing past. Then, we channel our inner Trump (because who else?) to drop his Kisses and Tears folk album, a Bob Dylan knockoff so bad it’s got Melania ghosting harder than a Tinder match. Gen Z? Oh, they’re catching strays—think felony-charged cruise ship teens beating up old folks and kids clocking out of school for nail appointments. We’re screaming, “Where’s the sandal-slapping tiger mom when you need her?!” Pour one out for Jiggly Caliente, our forever-21 queen, with a tribute that’ll make you laugh and cry. And yeah, we go there: microplastics in our balls, teachers fingering jean holes (yep, it’s a vaginus-level scandal), and a heated debate on whether balls smell like microwaved bagels. It’s trauma, it’s chaos, it’s us ranting about everything from 9/11 pledge trauma to Obama’s paddle-wielding justice. Join us for a fever dream of laughs, shade, and straight-up madness.

Alex and Kelsey return to talk about some unexpected casino guests, funny Dragon Ball names, surprising Ancestry.com reports, coming out of the "bilingual closet," beef with moms, childhood trauma, the scary consequences of AI, quitting old (and funny) habits, angry computer troubleshooting advice, the REAL story of Steve Jobs, the art of being alone, becoming a "dog whisperer," cat parenting, Kelsey's cat ditching her for Taylor Swift, demented sitcoms, the differing bathroom habits of men and women in the workplace, and letting go.

The gang returns to talk about the creepy entity in the pool house (and getting it out of there asap), Elon Musk's weird decisions and behavior, Alex's weird decisions and behavior, and weird decisions and behavior in general. It's the brand, get used to it.

Alex and Kelsey are back to rant and rave about Kanye's off-the-rocker Akademiks interview, the end of the "eclipse portal" and weird vibes at Whole Foods, the concept of Foucault's Panopticon and the increased surveillance state, the cyclical nature of life (and karma), apologies to exes, mental health diagnoses, career changes, friendship, wedding planning (Kelsey's wedding), (other) exes returning, and so much more.