In this week’s ramble, we’re keeping it light and fun! We kick things off by pitting Cancer vs. Leo in an Olympic-style showdown—who’s taking home the gold in a zodiac soccer match? Then Mimí shares a hilarious story about a disgruntled thrifter, and we ask the real question: is Mimí the asshole? Plus, we break down which zodiac signs are most likely to cut the line (looking at you, Aries), and dive into the biggest pet peeves of the signs—from cracking knuckles to chewing loudly and even showing up late. Grab a snack and join us for some laughs!

This week, we're diving into the dreamy (and sometimes tricky) world of Venus-Neptune aspects. Whether it's the super romantic conjunction, the easygoing sextile and trine, or the more challenging square and opposition, these aspects can either sweep you off your feet or leave you lost in a fog. We'll chat about how they show up in your natal chart, what to watch for during transits, and how they play out in relationships. It's like the Titanic of astrology—are you cruising smoothly or heading for an iceberg? Tune in and let's find out!

Welcome to The Life Stages Series! As astrology is so cyclical in nature (aka predictable), there are certain transits that we all experience at certain ages. In our mid-to-late 20s we experience both a Jupiter square and trine, some very notable Lilith transits, and the infamous Saturn Return. Whether you are coming up on this 25-30 age range, are currently experiencing it, or reflecting back, this episode aims to help explain the energies we all feel via transits on the collective journey through our late 20s.