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  • Episode 418: Rory's Masterful Weekend
    2025/04/17
    ✈️ Travel & Flight Anxiety

    00:00 – 03:30

    Matt talks about his upcoming trip. He shares a story about his dad’s scary in-flight dehydration episode.


    🛩️ Charter Flights & Tracking Planes

    03:30 – 06:50

    Chris recommends JSX charter flights to reduce airport stress. Matt discusses tracking planes using an app.


    🎰 Casino Games & Slot Machine Wins

    06:50 – 10:30

    Matt loves slots and digital roulette. He recalls a big win at a bachelor party. Chris shares his brief and brutal $30 casino loss in Cleveland.


    ⛳ The Masters: Sportsbook Fallout

    10:30 – 14:20

    Heavy action on Rory McIlroy caused massive losses for sportsbooks. His odds dropped from +1200 to +600 before winning.


    🏆 Rory’s Victory & Justin Rose’s Payout

    14:20 – 17:10

    Matt celebrates Rory’s long-awaited Masters win and sympathizes with Justin Rose’s near miss, noting his $2.3M consolation.


    📉 Augusta Drama: Meltdowns & Comebacks

    17:10 – 19:40

    They break down the Sunday collapse and playoff, calling it one of the most compelling Masters endings in recent memory.


    💸 Tournament Payouts

    19:40 – 21:00

    Max Homa earns $462K for 12th place. Ludwig Åberg loses over $500K by bogeying 18.


    🌲 Pine Needles vs. Mulch

    21:00 – 22:30

    Chris rants about North Carolina’s use of pine needles for landscaping. He prefers mulch but finds switching expensive and tedious.


    👟 Sneaker Win: What the Kobe

    22:30 – 24:00

    Chris hits on a raffle and receives the "What the Kobe" sneakers in record time. Though he loves them, resale value is disappointing.


    🎬 Movie Talk: Fantastic Four & Casting

    24:00 – 26:00

    Chris critiques The Thing’s new design.


    🐾 Sean Gunn & Famous Siblings

    26:00 – 29:30

    Matt and Chris try to recall Sean Gunn’s name and joke about sibling fame.


    ⚾ Home Run Betting Picks

    29:30 – 33:30

    Chris hits on Spencer Torkelson in his recent home run bets. He targets Bryce Harper next. Matt picks Cedric Mullins and Nolan Gorman for their stat matchups and power potential.


    🔚 Closing Remarks

    33:30 – 33:45

    They wrap up, remind listeners to gamble responsibly, and send Matt off on his vacation.

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  • Episode 417: Watch Out For Max Homa
    2025/04/10

    00:00 – 03:30

    • Intro & The Masters Preview
    • Chris and Matt open the show excited about The Masters golf tournament. They discuss favorite players, with Scottie Scheffler as the favorite, followed by Rory McIlroy, DeChambeau, Morikawa, and Rahm.


    03:30 – 05:00

    • Tiger Woods April Fools’ Joke & Mike Weir Memories
    • Tiger jokes about returning; Matt praises Mike Weir—his favorite Masters champ—despite Weir’s current irrelevance.


    05:00 – 08:15

    • Betting Odds & Max Homa’s Caddy Breakup
    • Matt dives into personal fandom and betting angles: Max Homa’s resurgence following a major caddy change, and his under-the-radar practice round.


    08:15 – 10:30

    • DeChambeau, Health Risks & Fitness Nerds
    • Bryson DeChambeau’s training regimen and health insights impress Matt.


    10:30 – 15:00

    • Matt’s Fractured Ankle Story
    • Matt finally reveals his fractured ankle saga—from multiple flare-ups to an old growth plate injury found by a podiatrist. He needs an MRI and possibly future ankle replacement.


    15:00 – 18:30

    • Driver’s Test & Teen Driving Fears
    • Chris and Matt swap stories about driver’s tests, parallel parking disasters, and teenage driving rules.


    18:30 – 21:30

    • Police Stops & Search Stories
    • Matt shares being pulled over.


    21:30 – 25:30

    • More Cop Stories & Inspection Rants
    • Chris and Matt laugh through anecdotes about police interactions. They also complain about the scam of car inspections and how tires are never repairable.


    25:30 – 28:30

    • Philadelphia Phillies Recap
    • The Phillies beat the Braves behind Trea Turner’s and Bryce Harper’s homers. Concerns about the bullpen, Alec Bohm, and Marsh’s inconsistency are discussed. Matt praises Max Kepler’s patience at the plate despite a low batting average.


    28:30 – 30:20

    • Betting Losses: NCAA and NBA
    • Matt laments losing $1,400 on the Bryant Bulldogs and his ruined NCAA brackets. Chris shares a loss on Spencer Dinwiddie, who stopped contributing after a hot start.


    30:20 – 34:00

    • Phillies Pitching & Cy Young Odds
    • Zach Wheeler: 2nd overall (+500)
    • Christopher Sánchez: +2500
    • Jesus Luzardo: +3300
    • Aaron Nola: +10,000
    • They debate the plausibility of three Phillies in the top three for Cy Young voting.


    34:00 – 35:00

    • Phillies vs. Yankees Odds
    • Phillies are underdogs (+104) against the Yankees. Probable pitchers: Lizardo vs. Schwellenbach. Matt likes Philly as a moneyline bet.


    35:00 – 38:40

    • Ankle & Arm Injuries + MRIs
    • Matt outlines next steps for his ankle. Chris recalls tearing his bicep tendon lifting a Peloton.


    38:40 – End

    • Scrubs TV Show & MRI Paranoia
    • They close with TV talk about Scrubs, and how full-body scans can reveal “stuff you didn’t want to know.” Chris ties it back to his advice.

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  • Episode 416: "I Don't Hate The Kelces"
    2025/04/04
    🎮 Intro & Call of Duty: Warzone00:00 – 04:18Matt and Chris open with a discussion of Warzone Season 3 and the return of Verdansk. Matt stayed up playing and shares the struggles of restarting after time off. Chris talks about multiplayer and zombies modes. ⚾ Phillies Start & Dodgers Series04:18 – 06:26Chris checks odds and notes the Phillies are +108 to beat the Dodgers.Game features Luzardo vs. Yamamoto.Dodgers' rotation includes Snell, Glassnow, Sasaki, and May.Matt attended the Phillies' home opener and is excited about Max Kepler, but laments that he took Reese Hoskins' jersey number (#17).🧢 Jersey Numbers & Fan Habits06:26 – 08:28Discussion of jersey numbers and loyalty.Matt shares that 17 is his lucky/gambling number.Jameer Gibbs switching to #0 triggers online discourse.Chris explains some jersey guarantee programs with Fanatics.📊 NL East Odds & Braves Collapse08:28 – 10:38Phillies are +130 to win the NL East at Bovada, with Braves at +170 and Mets at +230.Braves are 0-7 and struggling, with barely anyone hitting above .200.📆 Calendar & Leap Year Tangents10:57 – 13:32In Ethiopia, the date is Magabit 26, 2017 due to a different calendar system.Chris and Matt go deep on the Gregorian calendar, Julian calendar, and the origins of the leap year—thanks to Pope Gregory XIII.📚 Books & Pop Culture Segment13:36 – 20:07Matt shares recent book buys:The Silver Snarling Trumpet (Grateful Dead)Fading Echoes (local football and military story)A self-help book he doesn't plan to readChris recommends:Trejo (Danny Trejo's life story)Death Row All-StarsBob Odenkirk's memoirThe Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes (Hunger Games prequel)🎮 Switch 2 Announcement & Game Prices20:07 – 21:36Discussion about Switch 2 and complaints about $90 games (e.g., Mario Kart World).Chris predicts GTA 6 might cost $100.Debate over pricing psychology and digital vs. physical media.👟 Sneakers & Missed Drops21:36 – 22:40Matt talks about a friend who hit on Donkey Kong sneakers.Chris shares frustrations with the Sneakers app not alerting properly when draws go live.🎬 Zootopia 2 & Entertainment Props22:40 – 24:18Chris pulls up entertainment odds:Zootopia 2 is the favorite for top box office in 2025.Other contenders: Jurassic World Rebirth, Avatar 3, Superman, Fantastic Four, How to Train Your Dragon (live-action).🏀 Villanova & College Basketball Side Talk24:18 – 26:38Chris and Matt talk about Villanova's NIT game and coaching under Mike Nardi.Villanova's absorption of Rosemont and Cabrini universities is discussed.🎤 Kelsey Family Pop Culture26:38 – 29:11Chris and Matt talk about Kylie Kelce's sudden media presence.Light-hearted rant on Jason Kelce's ad saturation.🏀 Final Four Discussion – Men's & Women's31:08 – 36:22Women's Final Four:Chris favors UConn (2 seed) over UCLA (1 seed) and possibly South Carolina.Olivia Miles and others returning due to high NIL earnings.Men's Final Four (with odds):Florida vs. Auburn – Auburn +2.5Houston vs. Duke – Duke -5🏀 NBA Tanking & Sixers Lottery Push36:22 – 39:31Sixers have shut down Tyrese Maxey, sit 5th in lottery standings.Chris notes they've had 52 unique starting lineups, an NBA record.A win vs. the Wizards could damage draft odds.Chris loves Kon Knueppel as a draft fit but worries he's more 6'5” than 6'7”.

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  • Episode 415: Opening Day and the Sweet 16
    2025/03/27
    Intro & Hoodie Mishap00:00 – 03:44Matt opens the episode with a personal story about ruining his new hoodie while eating tomato pie in the car. Chris offers Google-backed stain removal tips.👟 Sneaker Talk & Golf Shoe Fashion03:44 – 07:44Matt debates buying Iverson golf cleats and defends wearing golf shoes at golf events. They joke about cleats at concerts and mosh pits. Chris mentions the upcoming "What The Kobe" drop and Matt laments losing the Donkey Kong Air Max raffle.🎽 Caitlin Clark Kobes08:00 – 10:00Chris and Matt discuss Caitlin Clark's custom Nike Kobe PEs and call out Nike and StockX to send them free shoes. They also talk about celebrity shoes and shout out Kelsey Plum and Sabrina Ionescu.📺 Severance & Conclave10:00 – 17:31Chris praises Severance and Conclave, the latter being one of the best-acted movies he's seen. Matt shares that Severance finally grabbed his attention at Episode 7. They also riff on Bill Murray, Pete Davidson, and Naomi Watts.🏒 Flyers Fire John Tortorella17:31 – 20:55Chris reports that the Flyers fired coach John Tortorella with Brad Shaw as interim. They joke about the name "Bradshaw" and reference old WWE tag teams (APA). Chris questions the Flyers' roster construction.⚾ Phillies & MLB Opening Day23:58 – 29:39Phillies are favored against the Nationals; Matt's excited for the season. They discuss the rotation (Wheeler, Luzardo, Nola, Sánchez, etc.) and bullpen concerns. Chris notes the Dodgers' massive payroll and the need for an MLB salary cap. They talk about the Savannah Bananas selling out a stadium while the Rays didn't sell out Opening Day.🏀 Bryant Bulldogs Betrayal29:39 – 33:03Matt laments losing big on Bryant vs. Michigan State. Chris added Bryant +17.5 to a parlay that lost. They break down how Bryant hung tight in the first half but lacked depth. 🏀 NBA Tanking & Sixers Betting Woes33:03 – 35:38Chris calls out rampant NBA tanking as teams rest 24-year-olds.🏀 Sweet 16 Picks35:38 – EndBYU vs. Alabama – Alabama -5Matt likes BYU's scoring; Alabama's defense is suspect.Maryland vs. Florida – Florida -6Florida is too good; expects them to win and cover.Arizona vs. Duke – Duke -9.5Arizona impressed last game; Duke too talented but Arizona might cover.Arkansas vs. Texas Tech – Texas Tech -5Matt takes Arkansas based on their recent form.Purdue vs. Houston – Houston -8Houston's defense too much for Purdue, even on Purdue's home floor.Michigan vs. Auburn – Auburn -9Auburn hasn't wowed, but should get it done.Kentucky vs. Tennessee – Tennessee -4.5Matt likes Kentucky and Coach Mark Pope, possibly beating Tennessee for the third time.Mississippi vs. Michigan State – Michigan State -3.5Matt hypes Ole Miss scoring, particularly Padula, and thinks they can win outright if they contain MSU's bigs.

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  • Episode 414: The Tournament is Here
    2025/03/21
    March Madness Picks and Betting Talk00:00 – 01:28Chris and Matt open with March Madness excitement, joking about Matt's “perfect” bracket.01:28 – 06:00Matt describes one of his largest bets: Bryant +17.5 vs. Michigan State.He praises Bryant's height advantage and suggests they could win outright.The line drops to +17, possibly due to Matt's influence.06:00 – 09:00Banter about live audience, “funky butt loving” (Rookie of the Year), and classic sports movies.09:00 – 12:00Chris laments Kansas losing early, killing a parlay with Texas A&M, UCLA, and Michigan.Matt jokes about Calipari “being March.”12:00 – 13:45Chris explains the Sixers' draft pick protections — they keep it only if it stays in the top 6.Tournament Underdog Picks14:00 – 16:30Chris highlights lower-seeded picks:Colorado State (-1.5) vs. Memphis Grand Canyon (+10) vs. MarylandLiberty (+7) vs. OregonUNC (11-seed but favored) vs. Ole Miss16:30 – 18:00Tangent: Matt discovers Colorado State football has a sumo champion defensive lineman, Hidetora Hanada.📺 Pop Culture & Streaming TV20:00 – 27:00Chris and Matt discuss Scream franchise cast returning from the dead.Jenna Ortega and Wednesday Season 2 updates; Chris reads cast details (Lady Gaga, Steve Buscemi).Debate about Severance — Chris praises it, Matt trashes it as boring and pointless.27:00 – 30:00Long Bright River with Amanda Seyfried gets reviews.They discuss her odd love for taxidermy, including a collection of preserved animals.Villanova Coaching Talk30:00 – 33:30Chris discusses Villanova's head coaching options after Kyle Neptune's firing.His top picks: Ben McCollum (Drake), Ryan Odom (VCU), Richard Pitino (New Mexico).Mike Nardi is the interim coach; debate ensues over his qualifications.Sports Hypotheticals & NBA Crossovers37:00 – EndChris poses a Reddit-like question: “How many NBA players would you need to add to a 16-seed to win the NCAA tournament?”Matt argues even Giannis alone isn't enough — basketball is still a team sport.Chris believes some elite NBA players could carry a weak team.

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  • Episode 413: Howie 2.0 and Rawlings Leather Glove Sofas
    2025/03/07
    Introduction00:00:34 – 01:19Chris and Matt open the episode discussing North Carolinas weather.A mild storm led to school cancellations, frustrating Chris.Sneaker Talk & March Releases02:11 – 05:14Matt shares his excitement over Nike Hyper Smash shoes.Chris criticizes March sneaker releases, calling them the worst hes seen.They discuss the Nigel Sylvester Jordan 4s and Donkey Kong Air Max 1s.Overrated Sneakers & Jordan Union Controversy05:53 – 07:50Chris calls the Union Air Jordan 1s overrated and prefers classic Chicago Jordans.Matt dislikes the Jordan NU Retro Low 1 Golf UNC.They joke about overhyped sneakers and StockX resellers.Rawlings Baseball Gloves & Collectibles07:50 – 10:12Matt admits he still browses expensive baseball gloves despite not playing anymore.They find a $6,100 Rawlings leather glove sofa chair, mocking its absurd price.Chris compares his love for skateboard decks to Matts love for gloves.NBA Sneaker Culture & Jordan 1 Lows vs. Dunks10:15 – 13:30Matt prefers Jordan 1 Lows, while Chris favors Dunks for comfort.Chris owns the Zion Voodoo Jordan 1 Lows, which get compliments but lack comfort.Discussion on comfortable sneaker trends like New Balance 1906s and Asics.Philadelphia 76ers Struggles & NBA Draft13:46 – 15:40Chris believes the Sixers should tank to secure a top-six draft pick.Cooper Flagg, Dylan Harper, and Ace Bailey are among top prospects.Discussion on the 2026 NBA Draft featuring AJ Dybantsa and Cameron Boozer.NBA Trade Talk & Quentin Grimes Rise16:30 – 17:50Quentin Grimes, recently acquired by the 76ers from the Mavericks, is excelling.They discuss the Cleveland Cavaliers small guard lineup as a model for Philly.Philadelphia Eagles Offseason Moves17:50 – 22:50Darius Slay & James Bradberry were cut.Saquon Barkley signed a massive extension, making him the NFLs first $20M-per-year running back.Zach Baun re-signed for 3 years, $50M, solidifying the Eagles defense.Matt calls Baun "the heart of the defense."Free Agency & Potential Replacements22:50 – 25:00Josh Sweat and Milton Williams are unlikely to return.Joey Bosa as a potential low-cost signing is discussed.Chris worries that Bosas production has declined significantly.Deebo Samuel Trade & NFC Outlook25:00 – 26:50Chris and Matt dismiss the Washington Commanders trade for Deebo Samuel.They argue that Samuel isnt a true superstar anymore.College Basketball & Villanovas Downfall26:50 – 28:20Chris calls for Villanova coach Kyle Neptune to be fired after another disappointing season.Ryan Odom from VCU is a rumored coaching replacement.Reality TV & Pop Culture Talk28:20 – 30:50Matt is excited for The Traitors season finale.Chriss household recently binge-watched HBO Maxs Contraband Seized at the Airport.They discuss the new Logan & Jake Paul reality show.Jake Pauls Boxing Career Debate30:50 – 35:10Matt rips Jake Pauls boxing record, claiming he only fights washed-up veterans.Chris defends him, pointing out Pauls 11-1 record.Tommy Fury remains Jake Pauls only loss.Final Thoughts & Wrap-Up35:10 – EndChris jokes about Matts “hatred” of Danny DeVito.

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  • Episode 412: Posting the Evidence
    2025/02/21
    Introduction00:00:36 – 00:01:09Matt complains about the cold weather and his desire to play golf.Messi's Coldest Game & Celsius vs. Fahrenheit Debate00:01:31 – 02:21Discussion about Lionel Messi playing in his coldest game ever.Chris and Matt humorously debate the Celsius-to-Fahrenheit conversion.Suggest that "Absolute Zero" sounds like a new energy drink.LeVar Ball's Medical Emergency & LiAngelo Ball's Music Career03:17 – 07:42LeVar Ball had his foot amputated due to medical complications.Discussion on how well he is handling the situation.LiAngelo Ball's rap song, "Tweaker," gets analyzed.They wonder if he has any other songs or if he is performing the same track repeatedly.Angel Reese's McDonald's Deal & Kevin Love's Brutal Social Media Post07:42 – 10:02Angel Reese lands a major McDonald's endorsement deal.Kevin Love mocks Reese's ambitious goals in a viral tweet.LeBron James' All-Star Game Drama & NBA Conspiracies11:05 – 15:48LeBron skipped the All-Star Game citing an ankle injury but still posed for the team photo in street clothes.Discussion on the "International Hoops League" rumor, where LeBron is supposedly starting a new basketball league.Chris explains the NBA's new All-Star format, featuring Kevin Hart as an in-game emcee.Many players were reportedly angry at Kevin Hart for trashing them mid-game, especially Shai Gilgeous-Alexander, who launched a new sneaker during the event.Fixing the NBA Dunk Contest & Mac McClung's Dominance19:06 – 22:40Mac McClung wins his third straight dunk contest.Kevin Love's viral comment: "McClung has now won three straight dunk contests during Black History Month."Chris and Matt suggest the only way to revive the dunk contest is to offer a $1 million prize for beating McClung.Chilean Burglars Steal from NBA & NFL Players23:39 – 24:57A Chilean crime ring targeted Joe Burrow, Patrick Mahomes, Travis Kelce, and Bobby Portis, breaking into their homes during games.The burglars got caught by posting pictures of the stolen items on social media.Matt jokes about how incredibly dumb it was to post their crimes online.ChiefsAholic Documentary Discussion25:43 – 27:47Chris and Matt discuss the ChiefsAholic documentary.Matt criticizes how it initially painted him as a folk hero, despite him robbing banks.The Chiefs fanbase's weird loyalty to ChiefsAholic, even after his crimes, is baffling.Pop Culture & TV Discussion27:47 – 30:06Chris and Matt review Netflix's American Primeval series.Discussion about Betty Gilpin's rising Hollywood career.Chris recommends other recent TV shows and movies.Video Games Talk: PGA TOUR 2K25 & Call of Duty Zombies31:08 – 36:55Matt pre-ordered PGA TOUR 2K25 for $105, just to play it early.Chris reminisces about the Tiger Woods golf games from the early 2000s.Chris has been playing Call of Duty: Black Ops 6 Zombies mode, struggling to finish a match via helicopter extraction (exfill).Chris' Madden & Matt's College Football Career Mode37:15 – 38:50Chris played Madden for a quick football fix.Matt created a middle linebacker in College Football 25, playing for Indiana.He jokes that he has only made one tackle but is 2-0.Cold Weather & Final Thoughts39:00 – EndChris and Matt discuss how North Carolina handles snow poorly.Chris jokes that local schools close even when barely any snow is on the ground.

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  • Episode 411: Super Bowl Champs
    2025/02/14
    Introduction & Casual Banter00:00:35 – 00:01:19Chris and Matt open the episode discussing how it has been a slow week, except for the Eagles' Super Bowl win.Super Bowl LVIII Recap: Eagles' Blowout Victory Over Chiefs00:01:31 – 03:30The Eagles dominated the Chiefs, winning 40-22 in a game that was never competitive.At one point, Philadelphia led 34-0, making the game feel surreal.Chris compares it to the 2018 Super Bowl win over the Patriots, which was more dramatic and felt “earned” due to its back-and-forth nature.Matt disagrees, feeling completely satisfied with the Eagles' dominant performance.Chiefs' Struggles & Eagles' Defensive Dominance03:30 – 05:56The Chiefs shut down Saquon Barkley, limiting him to 57 rushing yards on 25 carries.Despite his limited impact, Barkley was crucial in getting the Eagles to the Super Bowl.Patrick Mahomes had his worst playoff game ever, struggling against the Eagles' defense.The Eagles' defensive front sacked Mahomes six times, despite never blitzing once.Key Plays & Standout Performers05:56 – 07:45Josh Sweat pushed his lineman into Mahomes, leading to a game-changing Zach Baun interception.Cooper DeJean's pick-six sealed the game, making it clear the Eagles would win.Devonta Smith's touchdown late in the third quarter prompted Matt to confidently declare victory.Eagles Free Agency & Offseason Decisions07:45 – 13:46Josh Sweat and Milton Williams played their way into big contracts, making their return uncertain.Zach Baun is considered a must-sign player due to his leadership and impact.Mekhi Becton's resurgence in Philadelphia makes him a priority to re-sign.Darius Slay may retire or leave after one more season.Discussion on Howie Roseman's ability to rebuild the roster, with 15 of 22 starters being homegrown.Coaching Changes & Kellen Moore's Impact on Staff16:40 – 18:38Kellen Moore took the Saints' head coaching job, raising concerns about how many Eagles coaches he will take with him.Jalen Hurts has only had the same offensive coordinator for two consecutive years once since college.Potential replacements for offensive coordinator include Kevin Patullo or outside hires like Lincoln Riley.Betting Odds for Next Season18:38 – 19:05Eagles are favorites (+550) to win the 2026 Super Bowl, slightly ahead of the Chiefs (+600).Eagles are +295 favorites to win the NFC again, followed by the Lions (+400).Other Philadelphia Sports Topics19:05 – 24:09Sixers' struggles and Paul George's lack of effort frustrate fans.Phillies' lack of offseason moves, with Max Kepler being their only notable signing.AJ Brown's generosity, as he visited a young fan recovering from a plane crash.Final Thoughts & Wrap-Up24:09 – EndChris and Matt reflect on the emotional highs of the Eagles' win.Discussion on offseason strategy, balancing free-agent signings, and trade rumors.Chris jokes about avoiding another stressful season by celebrating now.

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