Hi Flamers! We might have hit a new milestone in the very little amount of time it took between recording and publishing <3. First a PSA: Aritzia is having their end of summer sale. Second: we have good news for girlies with narrow heels: there’s hope for you! You guys. What's the opposite of serving C*NT? Is it being attracted to straight men? Should the girlies switch to Billie Eilish’s team? Because we can’t ignore the flirting in the Guess remix. Is anyone watching the olympics? Are the olympian shooters brat? We think so. Since we’re obsessed with tiktok recipes, can somebody hook us up with the chocolate muffin recipe from Olympic village? The one that the Norwegian swimmer can’t stop talking about obvi. PS Peter Parker dating a 24 yr old is grossing us out. Barf.

Hi cuties! Britt just got back from Mexico City and Chris was just in Boston. So obvi we're obsessed with tequila and lobster rolls. Do you all think the Charli/Lorde beef is real? Let us know. We’re pretty shook by the Lana Del Re - Quavo collab but also not mad. We have a question: is it possible to become a nepo baby as an adult? Actually, we have two questions: who’s your fave Kardashian because we're pretty sure Kylie is Kris' fave hehe. Hit us up if you know how to make the Prada slingbacks work plz & tysm. Lastly, JD needs to GTFO like ewwwww. Byeeeeee. xoxox

Please, please, please come meet us at Erewhon for an official meet and greet! Brat is serving C*NT and we're so happy about it! Do you think that Alo Gym is a cult? This is so on brand for our cult podcast. If you’re not wearing boxing shorts this summer wyd? FYI the Kid Laroi smoothie is not giving what it needs to give. Pass. Question for the girls: how much are straight men allowed to dance if their name isn’t Chris Brown? Let us know what your perfect girly Saturday is! Catch you next time :) LYSM <3