Hi Flamers! We might have hit a new milestone in the very little amount of time it took between recording and publishing <3. First a PSA: Aritzia is having their end of summer sale. Second: we have good news for girlies with narrow heels: there’s hope for you! You guys. What's the opposite of serving C*NT? Is it being attracted to straight men? Should the girlies switch to Billie Eilish’s team? Because we can’t ignore the flirting in the Guess remix. Is anyone watching the olympics? Are the olympian shooters brat? We think so. Since we’re obsessed with tiktok recipes, can somebody hook us up with the chocolate muffin recipe from Olympic village? The one that the Norwegian swimmer can’t stop talking about obvi. PS Peter Parker dating a 24 yr old is grossing us out. Barf.

Hi cuties! Britt just got back from Mexico City and Chris was just in Boston. So obvi we're obsessed with tequila and lobster rolls. Do you all think the Charli/Lorde beef is real? Let us know. We’re pretty shook by the Lana Del Re - Quavo collab but also not mad. We have a question: is it possible to become a nepo baby as an adult? Actually, we have two questions: who’s your fave Kardashian because we're pretty sure Kylie is Kris' fave hehe. Hit us up if you know how to make the Prada slingbacks work plz & tysm. Lastly, JD needs to GTFO like ewwwww. Byeeeeee. xoxox

Please, please, please come meet us at Erewhon for an official meet and greet! Brat is serving C*NT and we're so happy about it! Do you think that Alo Gym is a cult? This is so on brand for our cult podcast. If you’re not wearing boxing shorts this summer wyd? FYI the Kid Laroi smoothie is not giving what it needs to give. Pass. Question for the girls: how much are straight men allowed to dance if their name isn’t Chris Brown? Let us know what your perfect girly Saturday is! Catch you next time :) LYSM <3

We’re pretty much down to eat hibachi anywhere. Anywhere but the garage maybe! Brittany is on an interior design journey and everyone is obsessed. What do you think is the perfect size for a disco ball? Is 12inches ever too big? ;) It’s time to talk about the Diddy video CNN released. We’re ready for 50 Cent to come out with the documentary. Is the Drake and Kendrick beef kind of boring? Cuz we’re pretty over it tbh. If you haven’t seen the pics of JFK’s grandson run don’t walk. You’ll thank us later. Did you know that worms can eat your brains?? WTF RFK Jr?? Also, what’s the song of the summer? See you on the dance floor at the bathroom in High Ibiza girlies! LYSM <3

Never thought going straight from the club to the airport was a brilliant idea until it actually happened…elite move. We kinda feel like Stagecoach > Coachella (don’t come for us). Also, TikTok shop is about to have us shopping addicts in a chokehold—bye Amazon! Press play to get a preview of our Met Gala outfits! Written from the Uber ride to the bars love you byeeee <3

Do you think that all aries should be banned from the club? We’re starting to realize that we have a shopping addiction! Jk this isn’t a new realization. This week’s topics include different types of body glitter, basketball pants, faux freckles, and ear health in the club. Also, what’s your go-to bodega order?

What would you do if Hasbulla snuck into your house while you were running around Palm Springs on shrooms? We give Drake’s ondalini and Turkish delight-style edibles a 10/10 would smash again rating. Also: Ariana Grande's quickie relationship, Kate Middleton's reappearance, Kim K's very underwhelming breakup with OBJ, and grown-up iCarly. Follow us on our new insta! @twinflamespodofficial

This week we are so excited to be joined by a very special guest: ALICE YANG! Listen in to hear us vent about all-inclusive resorts, making out with strangers in the club, opinions about the latest Khy by Kylie launch, a new exclusive cocktail bar in SF, Selena’s newest single, smoking a blunt with a president and more! We love you Flame Fam <3